Enforcers

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1 Hak5 Enforcers, the Thunder Kitten Assault Force
2 Thunder Kitten Assault Force Mantra
3 Hak5 Enforcers, the Thunder Kitten Assault Force - Commandments
4 Enforcers
5 Goodies

Hak5 Enforcers, the Thunder Kitten Assault Force

Mission -

TKAF mp3

To scratch out spam, to spit furballs at n00bs,
To protect our part of the interwebernet tubes,
Mark out our territory, the litter tray scent,
Prevent all annoyance until the day's spent,

Waiting to pounce on an incoming thread,
On forums we make sure the spammers are dead,
Idle on IRC while the world comes and goes,
Explaining the place to those who don't know,

Keep a keen eye on the game servers too,
TKAF are often around waiting to frag you,
So watch for the kitties and big cats alike,
If you're a n00b then we'll turn out your lights!

Lyrics: wetelectric and moonlit
Music: Ashley Witt

Thunder Kitten Assault Force Mantra

This is my computer. There are many like it but this one is mine. My computer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my computer is useless. Without my computer I am useless. I must code on my computer true. I must hack faster than my enemy, who is trying to hack me. I must hack him before he hacks me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my computer, my ban stick and myself are defenders of my hak5 community, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Meiow.

Hak5 Enforcers, the Thunder Kitten Assault Force - Commandments

1. - Thou shalt smite spam.
2. - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass,nor his operating system, nor his graphics card make (amd,nvidia,etc),nor his CPU clock speed.
3. - Thou shalt not ban under influence of roofies and scooby snacks.
4. - mmm muffins.