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<kuroha_> plus my gf keeps me uber happy <kuroha_> she dropped by on break from work to rape me <Leapo> lol <Leapo> see, when a dude gets raped by a chick it's hot, the other way around and it's jail time <Leapo> XD <kuroha_> ROFL
<neochiverrs> metatron ISNT requesting barbie girl???XDXDXD <joeeigel> I will ;D <neochiverrs> but its no fun if it aint meta <metatron> I'm piping wireshark data from my mesh network to a site. <metatron> So people can read what everyone is doing. <neochiverrs> :O <joeeigel> And in idiot that means? <metatron> Play barbie girl <joeeigel> Ok
[8:28pm] <Hak5Darren> _ _ [8:29pm] <Hak5Darren> (`-`;-"```"-;`-`) [8:29pm] <Hak5Darren> \.' './ [8:29pm] <Hak5Darren> / \ [8:29pm] <Hak5Darren> ; 0 0 ; [8:29pm] <Hak5Darren> /| = = |\ [8:29pm] <Hak5Darren> ; \ '._Y_.' / ; [8:29pm] <Hak5Darren> ; `-._ \|/ _.-' ; [8:30pm] <Hak5Darren> ; `"""` ; [8:30pm] <Hak5Darren> ; `""-. .-""` ; [8:30pm] <Hak5Darren> /; '--._ \ / _.-- ;\ [8:30pm] <Hak5Darren> : `. `/|| ||\` .' : [8:30pm] <Hak5Darren> '. '-._ _.-' .' <-- TomB [8:30pm] <Hak5Darren> (((-'` `"""""` `'-)))
Joeeigel> Darrens here? Shit... [8:25pm] <Amish> Its this like TV series [8:25pm] dJOEk joined the chat room. [8:25pm] <Joeeigel> Nice dJOEk... [8:25pm] <Hak5Darren> _, _ _ ,_ [8:25pm] <Hak5Darren> .o888P Y8o8Y Y888o. [8:25pm] <Hak5Darren> d88888 88888 88888b [8:25pm] <Hak5Darren> d888888b_ _d88888b_ _d888888b [8:25pm] <Amish> but like its all bout sdolving crimbs with math [8:25pm] <Hak5Darren> 8888888888888888888888888888888 [8:25pm] <Amish> whoch looks crap [8:25pm] <Hak5Darren> 8888888888888888888888888888888 [8:25pm] <Nxt471> WTF [8:25pm] <Hak5Darren> YJGS8P"Y888P"Y888P"Y888P"Y8888P [8:25pm] <benofsky> dJOEk: woo [8:25pm] <Hak5Darren> Y888 '8' Y8P '8' 888Y [8:25pm] <Amish> and im messing up his ascii [8:25pm] <Amish> lolol [8:25pm] <Hak5Darren> '8o V o8' [8:26pm] <Hak5Darren> ` ` [8:26pm] <benofsky> em daren [8:26pm] <Nxt471> yeah [8:26pm] <Joeeigel> Darren, +M... [8:26pm] <dJOEk> Hak5Darren: no flooding [8:26pm] <Amish> He is a giddy goat [8:26pm] <Nxt471> is darren drunk? [8:26pm] <Joeeigel> BATMAN!!! [8:26pm] <Hak5Darren> :( [8:26pm] <Joeeigel> BATMAN!!! [8:26pm] <Joeeigel> BATMAN!!! [8:26pm] <benofsky> rofl [8:26pm] <Nxt471> epic lulz
<Hellmark|AFK> where a badger!? * Keiyentai sings the badger badger badger song <Beelzebub> mushroom mushroom... <Leapo> AAAAH! A SNAKE!
[as Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven is playing on Hak.5 Radio] <CheapModWannabe> Thanks for Pink Floyd tune hak5 radio..!
=-= DevilKhan is now known as DevilKhan[BnC] <Joeeigel> Why BnC? <Joeeigel> Big nob club? <dJOEk> Be No Cunt <Beelzebub> DevilKhan[BnC]: BnC? <Joeeigel> GNC, Gets no cunt. <dJOEk> Boob Naked Chick <Beelzebub> boob?? where? <TomB> Bare Naked Chick <Beelzebub> i want some <Hellmark> ooooooh <Joeeigel> Beelzebob, you have to be called bob to see it. <dJOEk> Bell Never Copulates * Hellmark orders a bunch <Beelzebub> dJOEk++ <TomB> :/
<Leapo> ANYWAY, the Master/Slave designation is dying out on hard disks anyway, SATA drives use an entire channel per drive <dJOEk> SATA: Slavery Abolished Technology Apparatus
<addis0n> http://www.myextralife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/big-mac-class.jpg <Leapo> Behold! Apple's entire user base!
<Moonlit> I wish erasing DVDRWs was quicker * Leapo gets a microwave for moonlit
[8:37pm] <kateweb> and again [8:37pm] <kateweb> boys and girls [8:37pm] <kateweb> what the first thing to fucking check when trubleshooting your server [8:38pm] <GeekChick|> kateweb, the bloodstain of an idiot admin who tripped over cord. [8:38pm] <GeekChick|> Or the corpse of the utility worker who left a screwdriver in the UPS [8:38pm] » kateweb gives GeekChick| a gold star
dJOEk> it's so good <dJOEk> i'd rub my balls in it
<dJOEk> The_PHP_Jedi: memory is kind of like an orgasm. It's better if you don't have to fake it <The_PHP_Jedi> haha <XtremeModifier> haha <The_PHP_Jedi> that is so true.. <dhp1080> that expression only works for chicks <Mike_B> Much harder for a guy to fake an orgasm <dhp1080> last time i checked i can't randomly blow my load
[19:05] * benofsky runs around in circles screaming it works IT WORKS IT FUCKING WORKS [19:05] <dave> o.O [19:05] <Foodzebub> what works? [19:05] <Jonathan> thats always good benofsky till it breaks.. [19:05] * Foodzebub is now known as Beelzebub [19:05] <benofsky> thanks [19:05] <benofsky> just ruin my fun [19:06] <benofsky> Beelzebub, my mail servers [19:06] <dave> what worked?... [19:06] <TomB> * benofsky runs around in circles screaming it works IT WORKS IT FUCKING WORKS [19:06] <dave> k.. [19:06] <benofsky> all with tls [19:06] <benofsky> it's exciting [19:06] <TomB> benofsky, just got back from the fertility clinic
Foodzebub slaps VaKo around a bit with Windows ME :P <VaKo> sir, that is an affront! <Foodzebub> http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h201/shedotcom/afro.jpg <Foodzebub> sir, that is an afro!
[19:39] <dJOEk> leet people don't say <3 [19:39] <dJOEk> they say <11 [19:39] <neochivers> LMFAO [19:39] <neochivers> XD [19:39] <benofsky> lol [19:39] <neochivers> omg i cant stop laughing [19:40] <neochivers> quote!! [19:40] * NeoSkedar|Work is slow [19:40] <NeoSkedar|Work> i didnt get it at first
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<KEMO> grr!! why did you do that?
<Paralys> yeah, did you freak?
<KEMO> No
<KEMO> I didnt
<KEMO> i had some backup
<KEMO> thats why i only disconnected from mIRC
<KEMO> but nice one
<KEMO> haha
<Paralys> lol do you even know what you actually did?
<KEMO> yup i ping 1024 the fbi
<KEMO> but i canceled on the 10th time
<KEMO> cuz i was stupid and listen to u
<Paralys> you do know you coulda pinged all 1024 times and it wouldnt of made a
damn difference, right?
<KEMO> Yup
<KEMO> But that wasnt cool
<Paralys> why not?
<KEMO> Oh the FBI woudlve nailed me
<Paralys> no.. they wouldnt have, you cant get in trouble for pinging.
<KEMO> Oh ok then why did i get disconnected from mIRC
<Paralys> dunno really, bad connection i suppose.
<KEMO> Hmm then whats the next step
<Paralys> the next step? dude.. you didnt learn a damn thing
<KEMO> hehe ok
<KEMO> what should i do now
<Paralys> why the fuck do you think that everyones messing with you all the
time? its because you need to learn not to want to fuck with other
peoples stuff. seriously dude. gtfo
<KEMO> i didnt fuck with anyone dude
<Paralys> listen, hak5 isnt about wanting to break into peoples stuff, and it
isnt about cracking passwords or hacking peoples homtail accounts,
either get a new attitude or go somewhere else, you're seriously annoying.
<KEMO> stfu
<Paralys> yeah, ok, whatever, just, stop bugging people.
<Paralys> laters
<KEMO> bye
<KEMO> hey <Paralys> hey.. need something? <KEMO> Yea learn hacking <KEMO> ? <Paralys> Ok then.. what do you already know. <KEMO> Nothing <Paralys> youre lucky im bored then. maybe ill help. <KEMO> Yea <KEMO> What do i have to start with <Paralys> well.. what are you wanting to do? got a certain person youre after or what? <Paralys> tell me that and i can tell you where we'll start. <KEMO> Hack emails,computers,bypass websites, script shit <KEMO> and that stuff <Paralys> Ok, give me just a minute then... I think i can get you a start. <KEMO> ok <Paralys> k.. first.. what are you on? windows? mac? linux? <KEMO> windows <Paralys> k, one more sec then and ill get what i need for this <KEMO> ok <Paralys> ok, XP or Vista <KEMO> xp <Paralys> Ok, start big then... go to the Start button and hit run. <KEMO> yea <Paralys> type command <KEMO> ok <Paralys> and it should give you a command prompt <KEMO> yea <KEMO> .... <Paralys> type this <Paralys> ping 198.137.240.100 <KEMO> ok cool did you get my ip <Paralys> no, did that do anything? <KEMO> request timed out 3 times <Paralys> ...you do have it? right? <KEMO> sent = 4 Received = 0 <KEMO> yea <Paralys> peer guardian i mean? <KEMO> What <Paralys> dude.. peer guardian, its a firewall... that was a goverment ip address. tell me you got it... they'll fucking nail you if you dont. <KEMO> i dont have it <Paralys> you said you got 0 back right? <KEMO> yea <Paralys> ok, you should be ok, but... try this to make sure <Paralys> ping 72.246.51.82 -n 1024 <KEMO> no man your gonna get me in trouble <Paralys> no, its ok, to make sure you wont, try it. <KEMO> ok am getting replys <KEMO> ok?? <Paralys> k, its thats the fbi's, make sure you get a firewall soon or they'll nail you, but you should've did pretty good with that <Paralys> you should have about 5 minutes before they figure it out, but if you can download fast it wont be problem <KEMO> what kind of firewall <Paralys> i dont know but by my timing you should only have about 3 minutes left... hurry. <Paralys> did you get one? <Paralys> KEMO.. hurry man, only about a minute left, if you get caught i dont wanna be involved in this shit. <Paralys> ARE YOU THERE? <<< KEMO has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) --=<[ TO BE CONTINUED ]>=--
[3:36pm] You are now known as OpenBetaRichard. [3:36pm] <OpenBetaRichard> oops wrong window [3:36pm] You are now known as Nxt451. [3:36pm] You are now known as Nx471. [3:37pm] <Seemore> lol [3:37pm] You are now known as Nxt471. [3:37pm] <Nxt471> ah [3:37pm] <Nxt471> better [3:37pm] <DJ|PrototypeShogun> ....welcome back?
dJOEk: shit
i have a huge problem
i'm on the crapper
and not quite done
but my battery is almost dead
kuroha: i would say that is a huge problem
which is more valuable, the computer being on or u admitting to shitting yourself going for the charger
James: I had some balls, which is 34%, but thats not strong, tastes nice tho James: bawls*
*Talking about Omar Santana* <The_Prototype_Shogun> hes all like, im such a good artist, i could do trance in my sleep if i wanted to cuz it sucks so hard and im so hardcore
<Leapo> aug, I hate my *ping* parrot, he *ping* figured out that banging *ping* his open cage door repeatedly *ping* is more annoying *ping* than screetching for food. He just woke me up at 4AM to feed him >.> <DjDiff> *pong* <Leapo> *ping* <DjDiff> 5 sent, 1 returned, 80% ping loss <DjDiff> check your tubes <Leapo> hahaha
<SubINacls> hey you guy in left field, can you toss back our conversation
<James> deyouku, Jaymuhz and Benofskee, we are leet <dJOEk> those should be our superhero names <James> hell yeh it should be out superheros names <James> you be batman <James> buhnofskee be robin <James> I'll be the butler <neochivers> ill be the car * neochivers makes car noises <neochivers> BROOOOOOOM!
<Famicoman> I don't really like... talking to people <Famicoman> so I tend to blow job interviews <Wess|CSin5> then go work in a back room somewhere <CSZebub> find a job where you can "say" you are mute <boxgamex> blow job interviews? <Famicoman> that's going to be an IRC quote >.> <Wess|CSin5> lawl! I just made the connection
<Andyzbong> Beelzebub: PHP called me a perverted mind because i found humor in an iPod rip-off called the iBlaster, and Dicks (sporting goods) with a "coming soon" sign over it <Beelzebub> ...perv... <Andyzbong> hahaha <The_PHP_Jedi> lol <boxgamex> ok, the second one is hilarious <boxgamex> ill give you that <boxgamex> lol <Beelzebub> i will admit though, "Dick's" /is/ a hilarious name for a store <Andyzbong> thank you <Lyoko_is_Cool> Andyzbong wants to wear some Dickies <Beelzebub> well, he does love the cock.... <Beelzebub> oh wait <Beelzebub> i read that wrong >_> <The_PHP_Jedi> haha <The_PHP_Jedi> O.o <Lyoko_is_Cool> LOLOLOLROFLMAO!!! <Lyoko_is_Cool> That's going on the IRC quotes <Beelzebub> swweet <The_PHP_Jedi> yeah <Beelzebub> sweet too <The_PHP_Jedi> sweet cum? <The_PHP_Jedi> O.o <Beelzebub> EWWWW <Beelzebub> pervert! <The_PHP_Jedi> lol <Andyzbong> you know... i look away for 5 seconds <Andyzbong> and THIS is what i comeback to??? <Beelzebub> hehe <Andyzbong> *sigh*... pervs <Beelzebub> yup <Beelzebub> JOIN #PERV <Andyzbong> hahahaha <Beelzebub> hmm, i dont think i like that name actually, "pound"perv <Beelzebub> well, actually, if she was hot... <Andyzbong> yeah, you might talk about exploiting a MAN with the #: exploit <The_PHP_Jedi> hah <Beelzebub> #AhotCHICK <Andyzbong> gotta love IT jokes <Beelzebub> >_> <Beelzebub> get it? <Andyzbong> yeah, i'm not retarded =) <Andyzbong> #ahotCHICk = people might think baby chickens are involved, should have went with #ahotgirl
<thesmiler> what's a troll? * Leapo points back at thesmiler
<Joeeigel> Sockdude, if james_Cock = >1" then world = explode
<James> if (cock = >1 ) { cout << "you are in Joeeigels bed" << endl; }
<Joeeigel> Yes, i have more than 1 cock.
<TomB> if (!James->HasPenis()){ cout << "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" << endl; }
<TomB> if (!(*James).HasPenis()){ cout << "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" << endl; }
<TomB> lulz
<dJOEk> Group Jizz on TomB? <TomB> nothx <TomB> fag. <WorkZebub> ohhhh, dJOEk was shut down! o.o <dJOEk> i'd jizz on you as a friend and nothing more <Subhuman> you'd jizz on another male friend :/ <WorkZebub> with a friend ike you.... *Global* [Network Notice] owine - There will be a network-wide bukake on TomB's face in approximately 5 minutes. <owine> :D <dJOEk> i <3 owine <TomB> owine, don't make me h4x apollo <WorkZebub> nice one, lol
<Leapo> ok, just found somthing that ranks on the "downloads that should not exist" page... <Leapo> a Disney Aladdin theme for Winrar <ion> lawlz <careless223> oh snap <Leapo> first off, it's Disney, second, it's WAY too cliche <careless223> the jungle book was the only good disney movie <Amish> FUCK OFF! Aladdin is where its at, and that's it! <Leapo> I happened to like Aladdin, but yeah, the jungle book was a good one <ion> imma have to go with high school musical <careless223> dude I will kill your ass through the internet <Amish> it goes Aladdin > lion King > * <careless223> no it goes Amish can suck my balls <BlueNinja> I've never watched Aladdin OR lion king <careless223> you fail careless223> go away <Leapo> "In other news, Hak5IRC sank to a new low today, fighting over Disney movies." <Leapo> "A salvage team is currently attempting to locate it on the bottom of the ocean"
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<TomB> No one can replace me <TomB> Once I'm dead, the legened of TomB is over <TomB> :) <Brainfreeze> Perhaps you will be like Tupac and release apps from the dead
<spanglesontoast> think I'll go for a ciggy <spanglesontoast> that porn was ok <VaKo> she got the horse off in the end then? <Leapo> WTF??
<Amish> yeah, maggots fit down my bellend lush.
<Moonlit> I swear the rockets that come out of that redeemer are sexually attracted to me... <Joeeigel> Moonlit, Who isnt? <Leapo> BAD IMAGE <Moonlit> >_> <Joeeigel> Leapo a Redeamer up moonlits ****** doing ***** whilst *********? <Leapo> Moonlit: you just gave a whole new meaning to "rocket up the ass" <Moonlit> :S <Joeeigel> He thought there was a redeemer up your ass i think... <Moonlit> ok, this just turned 1000x more disturbing than I ever made it... <Moonlit> time for a shmoke methinks <Leapo> Moonlit: you just finish with the redeemer I take it? XD <Moonlit> ... * Moonlit throws up (and bleeds... lots) <Leapo> you ok? <cosmo> you need to talk to a rape center? <Moonlit> you seen the size of one of them redeemer rockets? <Moonlit> that's gonna make anyone bleed! <Joeeigel> Lmao
-->| Joeeigel (joeeigel@Hak5IRC-9d51b515.range81-132.btcentralplus.com) has joined #hak5 -->| Joeeigel (joeeigel@Joeeigel.users.hak5irc.org) has joined #hak5 |<-- Joeeigel has left irc.hak5.org (Changing hosts) |<-- Joeeigel has left irc.hak5.org (Excess flood) <_TomB> lawl -->| Joeeigel (joeeigel@Hak5IRC-9d51b515.range81-132.btcentralplus.com) has joined #hak5 -->| Joeeigel (joeeigel@Joeeigel.users.hak5irc.org) has joined #hak5 |<-- Joeeigel has left irc.hak5.org (Changing hosts) |<-- Joeeigel has left irc.hak5.org (Excess flood) <_TomB> lawl -->| Joeeigel (joeeigel@Hak5IRC-9d51b515.range81-132.btcentralplus.com) has joined #hak5 -->| Joeeigel (joeeigel@Joeeigel.users.hak5irc.org) has joined #hak5 |<-- Joeeigel has left irc.hak5.org (Changing hosts) |<-- Joeeigel has left irc.hak5.org (Excess flood) <_TomB> lawl -->| Joeeigel (joeeigel@Hak5IRC-9d51b515.range81-132.btcentralplus.com) has joined #hak5 -->| Joeeigel (joeeigel@Joeeigel.users.hak5irc.org) has joined #hak5 |<-- Joeeigel has left irc.hak5.org (Changing hosts) |<-- Joeeigel has left irc.hak5.org (Excess flood) <_TomB> lawl -->| Joeeigel (joeeigel@Hak5IRC-9d51b515.range81-132.btcentralplus.com) has joined #hak5 -->| Joeeigel (joeeigel@Joeeigel.users.hak5irc.org) has joined #hak5 |<-- Joeeigel has left irc.hak5.org (Changing hosts) <_TomB> wb. <TheSPY> haha <Joeeigel> Well... <Joeeigel> Wtf was that...
<MrJester> ol <MrJester> LO <MrJester> ol <MrJester> LOL <MrJester> there <Leapo> took you three tries to type "lol"? <Leapo> dude, stop the internet, we need to let this guy off <GallaUK> lmfao
<MrJester> Jester=Drunk and bored LOL <StarStorm> Is that a good combination...? <Leapo> no, because Alcohol is a depressant <MrJester> Fuck yeah cause I'm headed for the bar to get laid after this LOL <Leapo> in THAT case, nevermind <MrJester> :) <StarStorm> I don't think that would be very safe...don't really know what you're getting into... <MrJester> I'm getting into exactlly what I want to HeHe :) <Bobby> Men? :P <Leapo> various STD's? <StarStorm> Unwanted pregnancy... <MrJester> That is what condems are for <StarStorm> You spelled it wrong... * Leapo polishes up a darwin award for MrJester * StarStorm rolls on the floor laughing
<kateweb> and with with condoms it's like fucking a limp dildo
<TomB> GallaUK, DIY is always > premade <GallaUK> Why do something if someones already done it for you? <TomB> GallaUK, to learn more? <TomB> GallaUK, do you think I learn about writing an OS from using an existing one? <GallaUK> Why are you doing that anyway? <TomB> GallaUK, because I can, and I want to <GallaUK> Why learn how to do it if someones done it for you already <TomB> GallaUK, you gonna adopt a child? <TomB> why have sex when children already exist <GallaUK> Fuck kids <GallaUK> wait, dont fuck kids <The_PHP_Jedi> lol <GallaUK> thats sick
<Moonlit> speed is just an amphetamine, acid (LCD) is hallucinagenic <Leapo> LSD <Leapo> not LCD <Leapo> that's a monitor :-P <Moonlit> err, yeah <sl4ck3r> LOL <Moonlit> :P <cryptix> haha <Leapo> computers on the brain? <Moonlit> trippin' on a monitor :D <Leapo> "yeah dude, I poped an LCD" <sl4ck3r> its okay i do the LCD too <Moonlit> that's gotta cut the throat Leapo :P <Leapo> naw man, you drink the liquid center <Leapo> fucks you up right XD <Leapo> drink it fast enough and you see in RGB for a while <Moonlit> hahaha * Moonlit takes a DVI with a drop of DHCP on it <Moonlit> actually sounds like they could be drugs :P <Leapo> naw man, you need HDMI to get the most out of that shit moonlit <TomB_> LMAO <Moonlit> Leapo - you got any for sale? :P <Leapo> nah, I'm no dealer, but I know a guy... <Moonlit> :P <Leapo> they call him "dell", he can get you all the LCD you want <Moonlit> damn dude, you got the contacts ;) <Leapo> you know it <sl4ck3r> anyone use APG? <sl4ck3r> i wanna learn APG purely because of its name <Leapo> you mean AGP? Naw man, there's this new shit out, called PCIE <Leapo> way better, fucks you up even more <sl4ck3r> lol <Moonlit> nah, but I took some GPG last night and man was I fucked up this morning! <Leapo> wtf is APG? <sl4ck3r> APG: A Programming Language <sl4ck3r> its an actual language <Leapo> ah, see, I'm not into hardcore shit like that <TomB_> brainfuck or gtfo <Leapo> I know a guy who did a line of brainfuck...he still aint right <Moonlit> rofl Leapo <TomB_> Leapo, DRUGS? WHERE? <sl4ck3r> Leapo's dealer "dell" has em <Moonlit> haha <Leapo> LCD, DVI, HDMI, DRM, AGP, PCIE, take your pick man <Beelzebub> "dell" now theres a joke XD <TomB_> I like SNORT <TomB_> SNORT my pf and overflow my char <Moonlit> y'think Michael Dell's on LCD? >_> <sl4ck3r> SPARC gets my rox off * Moonlit sniffs some WIFI <Moonlit> it's sometimes called "packets", that's the street slang <Moonlit> 's good sheeet * Leapo throws some wpa on top of moonlits wifi <Leapo> give that shit a try <Moonlit> oh man, I'm wasted, I can't take no WPA on that <Beelzebub> dont sniff Leapo's wifi, it will smell like pr0n <Leapo> oooh man, we just got the good shit in! Blentech just came up with it, iSmoke <Moonlit> haha <TomB_> I'm making the mac port of Snort <TomB_> it's called the iSnort <Moonlit> I don't do that man, that's some hard-core shit <TomB_> you taken DSL yet? <Leapo> dude, DSL was a trip, I can't live without that shit now <Moonlit> yeah, I'm on it all day now, it's addictive <Moonlit> it's got me seriously hooked up <Moonlit> >_> <Leapo> hey, I'm getting together with some friends later to do some DVD, anybody else in? <sl4ck3r> have you ever tried wma? man that shit is weak <TomB_> fuck DVD <TomB_> HDDVD is where shit is <Moonlit> high dose DVD? <Leapo> DUDE, HD DVD! <TomB_> yes <TomB_> High dosage <sl4ck3r> premium shit <Moonlit> niiiice <Famicoman> HDDVD > Blueray <Leapo> naw man, HD DVD is weak, you gotta get the premium shit, the stuff that turns blue <Escape08> blueray pwnz <Moonlit> I tried MP3 once, it didn't get my Hi(Fi) like CDA used to <Moonlit> (*buh-dum tch*) <Leapo> nah, MP3 is kinda funky, gotta try FLAC for a good trip <TheSPY> Blu-Ray > HD DVD <TheSPY> LOL <sl4ck3r> have you ever tried ZIP that shit wil fuck you... so much packed into one <Leapo> naw man, a blueray movie rolled up in a ZIP, that'll keel you over <Moonlit> dude, that'd kill me <Leapo> stick that in your DVD-ROM and smoke it <Moonlit> lol <Moonlit> I got some cooling pipes the other day, they're nice to chill out your CPU smoke <Leapo> aww yeah, heat pipes are the bomb <Leapo> puff the blue smoke baby <Moonlit> yeaaah man <Famicoman> Puff the magic radeon * Leapo does an HP cartridge and can suddenly see in CMYK <Moonlit> man, you do ink? that stuff's nasty <Leapo> dude, this is sooo much better than RGB XD
<Leapo> C:\> end vlc.exe <TomB> 'end' is not recognized as an internal or external command, <TomB> operable program or batch file. <Leapo> C:\> tskill tomb
<James> Leapo been around today? * Leapo (Leapo@leapo.users.hak5irc.org) has joined #hak5 * Leapo raises hand <CrashandDie> James, just like you called him
TomB_> I'm still evil? <James> TomB_, I'm already on knet =-= James was booted from #Hak5 by TomB_ (now you're only on knet) <Leapo> pwned?
=-= TomB_ has changed the topic to “Welcome to #hak5 | #analog5 #folding@hak5 #hak5bbs | http://hak5radio.com:8000/listen.mp3.m3u | game.hak5.org -> UT2K4 | Hak5Paul is teh new Black | http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/7660/pornfolderdf6.png | #hak5 is zero tolerence on immature behaviour, and arguments." <Leapo> I find it funny that there's a link to a screenshot of the folder properties of my porn folder in my header, as well as a "zero tolerance on immature behavior" warning
<kateweb> try and code your way into my pants then tell me if you can code
<LmL> I blow you up <MrJester> LOL <The_PHP_Jedi> lol <KriLL3> O_o <benofsky> haha <The_PHP_Jedi> yes TomB <MrJester> Thats pimp <LmL> middle east style <benofsky> yes <James> yeh <Boris> very <MrJester> yeah <LmL> yyeah <James> yeh <Famicoman> TomB, stfu <The_PHP_Jedi> ... <Leapo> yes <KriLL3> yes <LmL> yeah <MrJester> yes <LmL> yeah <James> YAH <The_PHP_Jedi> YES!!! <KriLL3> YES! <LmL> yeah <LmL> YAH <James> YES <Leapo> YES! <Zoon> YES <MrJester> YES!!! <The_PHP_Jedi> lol <The_PHP_Jedi> ... <Leapo> YESYESYES! <BoD> ./shout yes <benofsky> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<Hak5Darren> Bryan, yeah its called Tuna Noodle Casserole <boxgamex> I fucking hate tuna <Hak5Darren> tuna hates fucking yuou <boxgamex> good <Bryan> ..way to admit you're gay.. <Hak5Darren> i hope you get raped by a swordfish <Hak5Darren> twice <Subhuman> inside out. <RegRipper> ouch... <DjDiff> sideways? =P <Hak5Darren> leftways <Chrisn> upways <Leapo> and front ways and back ways, and any other ways you can think of! Now come on Charlie, push the button. <Bryan> LOL
<Hak5Darren> My new quote: "IT is like binary. It's either fux0red or fix0red."
<addis0n> why you flying to missouri? <Hak5Darren> addis0n, for this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/darrenkitchen/sets/72157601446008410/ <addis0n> good reason. <Hak5Darren> its the classic tale of hacker meets gamer, gamer kisses hacker, hacker falls in love, hacker spends savings account at expedia.com <Mike_B> Hak5Darren: How was the meetup? <Hak5Darren> the UK meetup? <Hak5Darren> didnt go, no money, got caught up in missouri <Leapo> pussy > room full of guys
<TC-Nick> http://www.woot.com/Images/sale/contest/135-toby8915.jpg <TC-Nick> is it me <TC-Nick> or does that stomach look like a breast <@Moonlit> a little, yeah <Oneill> aww man <Oneill> whatever it is, its disgusting <@Moonlit> never seen a pregnant woman then Oneill? lol <Oneill> the thing is <Oneill> thats not a woman <@Moonlit> true <TC-Nick> how do you know that's not MJ under there <@Moonlit> haha <Oneill> LOL <Oneill> good point
[15:18] <BoD> winners dont do warez [15:18] <BoD> they are too busy looking at porn
<James> who ever is DJing is god <Oneill> its not god, its stepher <James> well, stephr has Music that makes me cream <Stepher> haha <Stepher> more of this 2 come:) <Jumanji> Stepher's music makes James cream his nethers <James> I NEED NEW BOXERS <Jumanji> more 2 *come* indeed * Stepher is glad 2 be of service :) <Oneill> O_o
<Leapo> Query: Alternate Text that would work well to replace the "Start" text on the Windows XP Start buton. Go! <SomeoneE1se> GO <SomeoneE1se> stop <mleo2003> END <The_PHP_Jedi> ? <box|macbook> SUCKS <Keiyentai> Sell soul $1 <SomeoneE1se> pwn <box|macbook> switch to *nix <SomeoneE1se> pwnd <Keiyentai> Haxor <Keiyentai> lol <Keiyentai> nmap@! <mleo2003> 1337 <box|macbook> noob <SomeoneE1se> M$ <Keiyentai> Pr0n <box|macbook> mac <SomeoneE1se> Hak5 <SomeoneE1se> !!!!!!! <legind> poop <box|macbook> owine <SomeoneE1se> FTW <Keiyentai> Do Not Click <SomeoneE1se> FTL <SomeoneE1se> WTF <SomeoneE1se> OMGWTFBBQ <The_PHP_Jedi> ... wow <legind> groan <Famicoman> ./mode +m <The_PHP_Jedi> ZOMFG LOLZ ROFLMAO!!! <box|macbook> amen Famicoman <SomeoneE1se> blame Leapo <Leapo> what have I done? XD <The_PHP_Jedi> haha <Keiyentai> you started a mob
<Leapo> we're talking about dicks and tits, that overrides all tech discussion automaticly <l0gic> let GeekChick| continue her rant about aroused genetalia in peace <GeekChick|> LOL <bryan> lmao <bryan> well put <GeekChick|> god damnit i was just saying guys are more obvious
<Cyber> this convo is dead lol * Limp_Trizkit shoots a silver bullet into the channel <+Limp_Trizkit> no.... <+Limp_Trizkit> NOW it's dead <Cyber> someone pick a topic lol <+Limp_Trizkit> hmm <+Limp_Trizkit> well, what are the most common topics in this channel <bryan> .. <+Limp_Trizkit> fornication...darren... <bryan> porn and reference to porn <+Limp_Trizkit> how bored we are <+Limp_Trizkit> porn <+Limp_Trizkit> TomB's projects <bryan> porn bored...a whole new level of porn <bryan> :D <+Limp_Trizkit> lol <Cyber> computer/gaming mods <+Limp_Trizkit> Girl gets hammered from back but doesn't flinch or show any interest.avi <DJ_Manji> hehe <bryan> :o what no random tags <+Limp_Trizkit> that's just the filename <MrJester> link??? <MrJester> LOL <+Limp_Trizkit> >.<
<Tetrasoft> me and my sister have to go to bed
<Leapo> haha, my porn folder jut hit 12.8GB with 62,589 files and 1,603 folders XD <Shinmaryuu> 3.5 seconds later Leapo goes blind <geoguroo7> Nice porn folder... <Leapo> Note that FAT32 can't host the folder due to the number of files and how deep the sub directories go (w00t for sorted pr0n) <Shinmaryuu> lol Leapo the worlds greates pron librarian <Leapo> FAT32 would literally be crushed under the weight of all the porn XD <Leapo> What does that translate out to? "You can't be FAT if you want lots of pussy" * Shinmaryuu hands Leapo a "No Fat32 Chicks" t-shirt
[13:28:43] <The_PHP_Jedi> g'night [13:28:59] <SomeoneE1se> The_PHP_Jedi [13:29:01] <The_PHP_Jedi> yes? [13:29:18] <SomeoneE1se> $var = 'string'; [13:29:38] <Manuel> gnight php [13:29:38] <TechCentric-Nick> hmm [13:29:44] <Chrisn> l8r jedi [13:29:48] <SomeoneE1se> foreach($var as $kay => $value) [13:29:49] <TechCentric-Nick> someone reel off some bands i should look up [13:29:53] <The_PHP_Jedi> SomeoneE1se, I'm going to sleep [13:29:55] * The_PHP_Jedi is tired [13:30:00] <The_PHP_Jedi> ask someone else :) [13:30:04] <Manuel> WAKE UP! [13:30:04] <SomeoneE1se> .. [13:30:04] <SomeoneE1se> funny [13:30:06] <The_PHP_Jedi> 'night Manuel, Chrisn, everyone else [13:30:23] <The_PHP_Jedi> SomeoneE1se, I said it.. [13:30:23] <The_PHP_Jedi> [23:28:42] <The_PHP_Jedi> g'night [13:30:25] <The_PHP_Jedi> adios [13:30:26] * Quits: The_PHP_Jedi (The_PHP_Jed@php.rules.google.com) (Quit: thephpjedi@thephpjedi-desktop:~$ sudo /etc/init.d/thephpjedi stop) [13:30:38] <Manuel> lol [13:30:46] <SomeoneE1se> su [13:30:48] <SomeoneE1se> rootpassword [13:31:16] * SomeoneE1se /ect/init.d/thephpjedi start [13:31:36] <SomeoneE1se> damn I thought that would work [13:31:44] <Manuel> heh [13:32:12] <Manuel> I can't resurrect the dead.... but I sure can kill :) [13:32:26] <TheSPY> rofl
beginNetsplit... [18:42:45] <Beelzebub> heh, 42 users [18:42:54] <Beelzebub> its a sign!! endNetsplit...
<Leapo> "AdvenSpirit is trying to learn new move 'IRC tricks', deleat an old move to make room for IRC tricks'?" <ZubZero> rofl <TheSPY> lol <AdvenSpirit> lol <Leapo> "Select a move to deleat: 'Eat', 'breath', 'blink', 'poop'"
[03:19] * Beelzebub is now known as RIAA [03:22] * TheSPY is now known as MPAA [03:22] * NSA has joined #hak5 [03:23] * theSmiler is now known as FBI [03:23] * Joeeigel is now known as CIA [03:23] * Famicoman is now known as God
* Beelzebub|w00t lessthanthree LOLCATS <Manuel> <3 Laughing Out Loud Children Are The Shits?
[10:24:36] * Limp_Trizkit types / [10:24:39] * Limp_Trizkit types m [10:24:42] * Limp_Trizkit types e [10:24:47] * Limp_Trizkit types <space> [10:24:58] * Moonlit types /kick
<Paralys> CyberAssassin... stfu :P <CyberAssassin> HAHAHA <LxG> hello ... <CyberAssassin> MAKE ME!!!!!! <LeeHam> hey * CyberAssassin was booted from #hak5 by Moonlit (With pleasure. :)) <Moonlit> welcome LxG * CyberAssassin (CyberAssass@CyberAssassin.users.hak5irc.org) has joined #hak5 <Paralys> owned :P <CyberAssassin> you cunt fuckers <Moonlit> now now <Moonlit> no need for obscenities <CyberAssassin> ok ok <Paralys> dammit, yeah. watch your fuckin langauge. <Moonlit> >_>
< Jumanji> i love you too, ion < Jumanji> show me your jublies, lets make babies
<BoD> #hak5radio = #mylife * The_PHP_Jedi has kicked BoD from #hak5radio (Life has kicked you in the ass) <The_PHP_Jedi> :P <The_PHP_Jedi> ... wow, he ain't coming back <The_PHP_Jedi> I think I killed him <The_PHP_Jedi> he has no life now! * The_PHP_Jedi cries * BoD (bod@Hak5IRC-074caef8.tpgi.com.au) has joined #hak5radio <The_PHP_Jedi> :O He lives! <DJParalys> hows it feel with that on your conscience? <DJParalys> you tried to kill someone jedi. <BoD> damn life <BoD> who needs it
<GeekChick|> James, if you give a man a sufficient dosage of estrogen he will begin to lactate. <GeekChick|> Pure fact. <James> I know. <James> GeekChick|, give you a sufficient dosage of testosterone you will find dJOEk funny <TomB> lmao <GeekChick|> James, true.
<Mike_B> TomB: Taking voice away when the chan isn't +m is pointless <TomB> Mike_B, having +v when the channel isn't +m is useless <TomB> voice is a status symbol <TomB> not a mode in here <Mike_B> Its like nipples on a man <R4IS3R> dirty hairy nipples. <Mike_B> Nipples on a man is like having +v when a channel isn't +m
=-= Moonlit was booted from #hak5 by Moonlit (Moonlit)
On the topic of <Leapo> Mostly irish here, with scottish, german, dutch, and a teeeensy bit of native American that's so diluted it doesn't even matter...I'm like the whitest person on the face of the planet. I go to the beach and take my shirt off and other people use me as a tanning reflector <TheSPY> lol Leapo <Shinmaryuu> lmao <TheSPY> rofl snippage... <Leapo> (people mistake me and my father for brothers we look so much alike) <Leapo> Went to taiwan once, you couldn't lose us in a crowd no matter how hard you tried. Two tall white guys with blond hair in a sea of black haired tiwanese people more than a head shorter then us >_> <TheSPY> lol <Leapo> might as well have stuck a bulls-eye on the backs of our heads and shouted SNIPER PRACTICE! <TheSPY> haha
<James> No, my sexual orientation is tech <Paralys> lol technosexual, it fits in a usb port. <James> exactly <Paralys> lol bad timing
[10:40am] <DJ_Manji> "Come on Toshi!" [10:40am] <Paralys> lol kinda creepy [10:42am] <Shinmaryuu> lol my laptops name is Toshi..... [10:43am] <DJ_Manji> Shinmaryuu: now you know exactly what to do when your laptop is acting up [10:43am] <Nxt471> yea [10:43am] <DJ_Manji> be sure to tell Toshi you give good head, and your grandmother gives good head [10:43am] <DJ_Manji> LOL [10:43am] <Nxt471> my laptops called tosh [10:43am] <Shinmaryuu> lmao [10:44am] <Paralys> my laptops name is dead, after its battery... [10:44am] <Nxt471> imacs called mac
<cryptovenom> i give good head <Leapo_> asl? * Shinmaryuu presents Leapo with the award for best timing in an IRC joke.
<Raktor> hmm <BlueNinja> hmm <addis0n> hmm <Beelz> hmm <Leapo> hmm <teh_phuz> hmm <Chrisn> hmm <BlueNinja> hmm <TheSPY> you have just used the "hmm" phrase or a derivative of it which is currently copyrighted by Jillan, and if you continue to use it you shall be have further legal action taken against you. Take this as a warning and please avoid using it in future. <Raktor> hmm <BlueNinja> hmm <addis0n> hmm <Beelz> hmm <Leapo> hmm <teh_phuz> hmm <Chrisn> hmm <BlueNinja> hmm
[11:39] DJNx471: ok now [11:40] DJNx471: !comicserv demo [11:40] Comicserv: Hello my name is comicserv [11:40] Comicserv: I combine statbot,chanserv and spamserv [11:41] Comicserv: I can kick people who spam [11:41] Comicserv: go ahead and spam [11:41] DJNx471: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [11:42] Comicserv left the chat room. (Quit: kernal panic) [11:42] DJNx471: oops [11:42] DJNx471: ha ha!! [11:43] DJNx471: thats going to be quoted [11:43] DJNx471: let me reboot him
<dJOEk> i mean, Derek AND Wess in my house <dJOEk> that would be like .... <dJOEk> Scarlett Johansen AND Christina Ricci in my bed, naked, fondling each other * Hak5Wess thinks about Scarlett and Christina..... <Leapo> You want to see Darren and Wess fondle each other in your bed? <dJOEk> eww <dJOEk> no <dJOEk> not darren <dJOEk> Derek <dJOEk> Darren fails at steelpunching <dJOEk> ergo he is lame-o <Leapo> ok...so you, you want to see Darek and Wess fondle each other in your bed? * Hak5Wess lawlz
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(Moonlit is a perv.) <Paralys> http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q70/Paralyshack/seductive_pc_mod.jpg *snip* <Moonlit> anyway, you /know/ they should've made the nipples Power and Reset *snip* <Moonlit> Paralys - don't make me suggest the power cord should have a dildo attachment and should be plugged in "at the rear" *snip* <Moonlit> penis shaped iPod nano docking st... wait, nvm
<boxgamex> a .bi domain costs a metric fuck-ton * Leapo wonders what a non metric fuck-ton works out to... <boxgamex> a standardized fuck ton <Leapo> whats more, a shit-ton or a fuck-ton? <DJ_Beelz> shit ton is 10x a butt load <Leapo> so a fuck ton is 10x a fuck load? <boxgamex> a fuck ton is 1.2689 x a metric assload <l0gic> or 1/4 the volume of Jeniffer Lopez's ass <Leapo> so, a fuck ton = how many regular tons? <l0gic> a fucking lot <Leapo> and there you have it folks, and entire new measurement standard created in just 10 lines!
<hack> what is a FREE WEP cracking software ---Cut Text--- <hack> um is there a free software so i can send it throught email and i can see what they are doing and typeing ---Cut Text--- <James> hack, no, it doesn't exist <hack> k <James> and neither do we <Subhuman> hack, theres no such thing <hack> ok <Subhuman> wep is uncrackable <James> and Windows is a secure OS <Subhuman> and kevin mitnick is made up <Subhuman> linux is for hackers. <James> store all your passwords in plain text * hack has quit (Client exited)
* Moonlit beats mubix to death with the script to that bumper * mubix turn the banhamma to face Moonlit <Moonlit> mubix - buh... buh... they keep BUGGING me! * Leapo wonders if ending in "ah" instead of "er" makes it a different kind of hammer... * Moonlit borrows the banhammer for a moment... <Leapo> moonlit: It's the "banhamma" now, keep up :-P <Leapo> j/k, don't hurt me <Moonlit> nah, that's mubix's banhammer <Moonlit> see, we all have our own banhammers <Leapo> ah, was wondering about that <mubix> See, my banhamma is lightweight, swift and deadly. It is also marked with a big G. However Moonlit's BanHammer is gargantuan and makes you cry for your mommy after just seeing it. <Moonlit> yeah, I like my mammoth banhammer <Moonlit> it's whatever colour/shape/size I say it is <mubix> Two totally separate, yet equally effective weapons <Moonlit> and if you disagree I can show you it a little closer :D <Moonlit> so if I say it's like an emerald green Ford Escort on a stick, that's what it is ;) <Famicoman> I don't have one of those, I have a piece of stone that occasionally bans things * Leapo looks over to the anvil on a stick in the corner and wonders who's that is <mubix> Leapo, the one gathering dust and spiders? <Moonlit> oh, that's the spare one in case any of ours get overused Leapo <Moonlit> 'course, ours don't wear out <mubix> Yea, that is Darrens <Moonlit> so we never need it <Moonlit> yeah but we sorta call it the spare <Moonlit> he's never gonna use it <mubix> exactly <Moonlit> it also comes in handy if there's a new op who didn't bring their own banhammer
[10:28am] <necrodrako> i like pie [10:28am] <Nxt471> lol [10:29am] <Josh> what kind of pie? [10:29am] <necrodrako> blueberry [10:29am] <Josh> i like egg pie XD [10:29am] <necrodrako> and strawberry [10:30am] <TheSPY> 2nd from the top [10:30am] <necrodrako> OMG I LOVE EGG PIE [10:30am] <Nxt471> Qouted [10:30am] <Josh> in japan if you say pie .. u know what it means.. lol [10:30am] <necrodrako> sehks? [10:30am] <Josh> no [10:30am] <necrodrako> lol [10:30am] <Josh> boobs [10:30am] <Josh> lol
<@Famicoman> hey, I'm bleeding <+TechCentric-Nick> lol <_addis0n> lol <issue9ethan> i do that sometimes too famicoman <issue9ethan> like "oh shit i cut my leg open on a pc case" <+TechCentric-Nick> ah <@Famicoman> good to know I'm not "unique" <+TechCentric-Nick> i thought you were going to say something like it happens once a month, ethan
<boxgamex> hah, on the way home from eating my dad and I ****** around with the VZ navigation on this lg chocolate <_TomB> "<boxgamex> hah, on the way home from eating my dad"
<darell108> windows is a collection of squirrels that have been compressed to make a cd <tomb|work> #hak5 is a collection of noobs that have been compressed to make a community
<dJOEk> debby travis would be awesome as a podcast <dJOEk> Deb.T <Moonlit> dJOEk - she could do a linux podcast and she'd be Debby Debian <TechCentric-Nick> Moonlit, you mean Debbie N <Moonlit> doh <TechCentric-Nick> and she could invite her friend Mandy Rake <Moonlit> and Lynn Dows? <TechCentric-Nick> and Lynn could bring Jenn Too <TechCentric-Nick> could Jenn bring her yellow dog? <Moonlit> sure <Moonlit> she's the one with the Red Hat, right? <TechCentric-Nick> standing next to Lynn who's wearing a Fedora
<Hak5Wess> I haven't heard from a_witt in ages <The_PHP_Jedi> !seen A_Witt <The_PHP_Jedi> he came 5/31/2007 <Hak5Wess> I hope he cums more often than that <The_PHP_Jedi> uh... lol Wess? <Hak5Wess> oh, wait <The_PHP_Jedi> haha <Hak5Wess> sorry got my homophones confused <Hak5Wess> my bad =p
<morbo> last bike I owned was a 50cc scooter (will be missed) until it was stolen <Leapo> three words: GPS tracking unit <morbo> one word: shipping container <Leapo> "Shipping container" is two words <morbo> doh :P
[18:16:01] <tanda333> hey oneill, when you gonna do me?
<VaKo> "you drive up the road for 50$ then take the 2nd left"? <The_PHP_Jedi> VaKo: find the $50 and then turn to the second left <The_PHP_Jedi> then there will be an intersection <The_PHP_Jedi> and the guy will hijack your car <The_PHP_Jedi> and you'll be left with $50 <VaKo> "you drive up the road for 50% then take the 2nd left"? - jokes only work when you can type <The_PHP_Jedi> >.<
[21:02:15] * morbo had to sploit his own house the other day lol [21:02:19] <morbo> locked up [21:02:23] <morbo> *locked out [21:02:49] <morbo> ladder attack on windows :P [21:03:23] <morbo> double meanings \o/ [21:04:29] <morbo> ./ladder-attack -h localhost [21:04:44] <morbo> Searching for open window [21:04:45] <morbo> Found one! [21:05:11] <morbo> Attemping access thru bedroom window
[13:58:30] <elmer> Noodles: I have a bit of Ruby under my belt [13:58:45] <SnakeDr> I have jewels under my belt too [13:59:00] <The_PHP_Jedi> I have diamonds [13:59:25] <The_PHP_Jedi> they're lavander colored (PHP color)
<Faction8> I have never heard of sniggers before is that like a racist term about smurfs? <Joeeigel> how can u be racist to smurfs? <Joeeigel> those blue bastards arn't even real <tanda333> yes they are <tanda333> yes they ARE
[3:58pm] <Neochivers> Sponsored Links [3:58pm] <Neochivers> Want a bigger penis? [3:58pm] <Neochivers> in spain [3:58pm] <Lebowski> Atleast they get your gender right [3:58pm] <Lebowski> The only spam I get is offering me a boob job [3:59pm] <Lebowski> I'm getting tempted [3:59pm] <parad0x> ah ok [3:59pm] <parad0x> hmm [3:59pm] <parad0x> what do you mean with flimsy? [3:59pm] <Joeeigel> ... [3:59pm] <Joeeigel> Thats a little personal... [3:59pm] <Lebowski> Not too strong. [3:59pm] <parad0x> hm every eee site uses wordpress and k2 style [3:59pm] <moonlit> flimsy = not strong, prone to breaking, feeble [4:00pm] <Joeeigel> Btw, who put me on the IRC quotes page? [4:00pm] <parad0x> ah i c [4:00pm] <Joeeigel> on the wiki [4:01pm] <Neochivers> leb - i recon youd look good with them [4:01pm] <Joeeigel> Leb, your a Dr, do it yourself [4:01pm] <Lebowski> I'd never leave the house. [4:02pm] <Neochivers> neither would i [4:02pm] <Neochivers> imagine jsut sitting laying with them all day [4:02pm] <Lebowski> My gf is bi so that's not a problem either [4:02pm] <Joeeigel> Lebo, get a sex change then [4:02pm] <Lebowski> Naw. [4:03pm] <Lebowski> I'm not that bored
[23:08] owine: so ryck the bastard at mcdonalds forgot napcains [23:08] owine: how the fuck do you spell napkins [23:08] owine: is that is? [23:08] TheSPY: you dont [23:08] The_PHP_Jedi: napkins, yes
[23:46] Angablade: !givemeopsmuthafucka [23:46] ITcrowdisGOD: i know [23:46] ITcrowdisGOD: someone boot him [23:46] Angablade: dont [23:46] DrLebowski: that Celery 2.5ghz and 128mb ram pwns the shit out of that C2D quad system! [23:47] Angablade: im a good little pony
[13:29] * dJMOONLITEk is now known as katedJOEkweb [13:29] <katedJOEkweb> i'm inside kateweb :P
Moonlit: wtf is this "nigga" shit? Moonlit: quit it, fuckwits dJOEk: Moonlit: DurtyTimbs is one, and likes to stress it DurtyTimbs: LOL DurtyTimbs: i'm just a litle high LiquidDragon: A little? DurtyTimbs:ok alot dJOEk: so far for avoiding stereotypes
<Leapo> http://tinyurl.com/2w5h7t <Leapo> http://tinyurl.com/y7gq5t <Leapo> http://tinyurl.com/m7q6r
* Nodlain whips out the gaydar. <Nodlain> <Leapo> *beep* <Leapo> You're holding it backwards...queer
<Necrosis> can a computer still recognize a drive even if its fried <morbo> depends on how fried <The_PHP_Jedi> uh... probably not.. <Necrosis> mind did to a point <The_PHP_Jedi> if it's deep fried then no.. <Necrosis> mine* <The_PHP_Jedi> if it's pan fried, there's a chance <The_PHP_Jedi> :P <Necrosis> lol <vampyre_eyes> battered or unbattered? <The_PHP_Jedi> yum.... deep fried hard drive disks.... <The_PHP_Jedi> filled with ketchup.condiment files... <vampyre_eyes> lol
<DrLebowski> I'm considering saying fuck it to all this 'design' nonsense and just doing everything with xhtml+css <_TomB> DrLebowski, what do you think design is? <_TomB> lol <The_PHP_Jedi> that is design.... <_TomB> xhtml+css = the design
<Shinmaryuu> Bungie Cords, Rubber Bands, Paper Clips, Twine, and Duct Tape could be the most usefull objects on earth <Leapo> ok McGiver <DrLebowski> haha
<Maikel>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Male_anatomy.png <Leapo> I clicked the link...bit of a mistake <Leapo> Nothing like a ball-sack diagram first thing in the morning >_>
<Joeeigel> Hey <Joeeigel> Merry Christmas, everyone <Joeeigel> or Happy holidays, no matter what religion you are! <Leapo> It's July <Leapo> 0.o <Joeeigel> it is?
<Leapo> Sickpuppy: You put that thermal paste on wrong...you don't spread AS5 when the processor has a heat spreader, you use the rice grain method <CrashandDie> Leapo, you don't spread ASS ? <CrashandDie> wtf ? <Leapo> Not on a heat spreader <CrashandDie> oh, AS5, my bad <CrashandDie> Leapo, missread that 5 in AS5 <Leapo> oh ASS, my bad <Leapo> I still wouldnt spread ass on a heat spreader...
<Leapo> How the heck do you gain 2 pounds in a day? Did you eat cement? <Sickpuppy> i had greek food 2 days in a row <Sickpuppy> and a slice of cake <Moonlit> "a slice of cake"? <Moonlit> was it the size of a car? <CrashandDie> greeks eat greek food everyday, they're not bulldozer-fat <Sickpuppy> i lost 30 in 2 months and i want to keep it off =P <Sickpuppy> and damnit i even jogged yesterday morning <Maikel> How did you that? <l0gic> he had an abortion <Sickpuppy> tapeworms <CrashandDie> got amputated <Leapo> lol
[19:59] Angablade: you mom does? [19:59] DrLebowski: straight dope? [20:00] DrLebowski: what the fuck is that? weed that isn't gay? [20:00] Shaun: my mum does? [20:00] Angablade: ya [20:00] Angablade: and [20:00] Angablade: ya [20:00] Leapo: It was a poor your-mom joke [20:00] Angablade: Lol. [20:00] Shaun: I'm still yet to comprehend it [20:00] Angablade: :p [20:00] Shaun: usually they involve some sort of insult [20:00] Leapo: that's how poor it was... [20:01] Shaun: this one was on the level of "hah! your mum respires!" [20:01] antix: dayummm [20:02] Leapo: check yo'self bro, that was hard core
[19:25] Angablade: Quote this :p [19:26] *** Nullspace has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds). [19:26] The_PHP_Jedi: lol [19:26] Angablade: anyways [19:26] DrLebowski: done [19:26] Angablade: What's up ? [19:26] Angablade: :p [19:26] DrLebowski: http://wiki.hak5.org/wiki/IRC_Quotes#IRC_Quotes [19:26] Leapo: quoted [19:26] The_PHP_Jedi: lol [19:26] Angablade: LOL...
[00:19] <The_PHP_Jedi> sup andern [00:19] <The_PHP_Jedi> Angablade, * [00:20] <Angablade> ... [00:20] <Angablade> there is no "d" in my name.... [00:21] <Angablade> nor an "r"..... [00:21] <Angablade> poop hole... [00:21] <The_PHP_Jedi> lol [00:21] <The_PHP_Jedi> tab-complete .. [00:22] <Angablade> ... [00:22] <DrLebowski> There is a d. [00:22] <Angablade> Damn you [00:23] <DrLebowski> dumbass :P [00:23] <Angablade> Well at least theres no "r" [00:23] <DrLebowski> hehe
*** MoonMobile (MoonMobile@Hak5IRC-151d5f5d.orange.co.uk) joined <MoonMobile> yo <TechCentric-Nick> ()() <TechCentric-Nick> "Get mooned anytime. Only with MoonMobile." <MoonMobile> hah <TechCentric-Nick> "And now for just $5/mo, you can get unlimited mooning added to your call package." <MoonMobile> lol <TechCentric-Nick> lol <TechCentric-Nick> "Come into a store and pick from your choice of Dairyairre Devices or Cornhole Callers today!"
<DrLebowski> Man if I didn't have a gf I'd pull a chav girl (and wear a nuclear suite of course) and fuck 'em doggy while screaming 'YEH DAYVE'
<CrashandDie> Nodlain, so what ? Code ain't popular anymore, I don't see as much mediatisation against that kind of drugs as much as there is against tobacco ! <CrashandDie> coke** * l0gic does a line of code <CrashandDie> LOL :) <Leapo> pwahaha <TomB_> "So how many lines of code did you do today?" <TomB_> "1000 lines of code today" <CrashandDie> TomB_, 200 hundred, I'm fucking wasted <CrashandDie> no shit <Dijit> lmfao
<Moonlit> ooh, boobies... <Moonlit> <3 period dramas <Moonlit> cleavage shots ahoy
<oneoftheplebs> SpamServ lets GO! <oneoftheplebs> I LIKE CAPSLOCK :D:D:D:D:DD:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <oneoftheplebs> hihihi <oneoftheplebs> hihih <oneoftheplebs> hihih <oneoftheplebs> spamserv? <oneoftheplebs> you <oneoftheplebs> there <oneoftheplebs> bud? <oneoftheplebs> nope? <oneoftheplebs> bleh *** oneoftheplebs is now known as HotBlooded <HotBlooded> oops! <Leapo> owned
<Raktor> I hate you all. <twists> where's the love, raktor? <Raktor> None for you. <twists> Please? * Shinmaryuu hugs Raktor * Jumanji give Raktor roses, blows him kisses <HotBlooded> feel the gay
*** ilovehak5 has joined #hak5 <ilovehak5> HI <Leapo> sup? <ilovehak5> b357 5h0w 3v3r!!!1one <Greatmetal> O.o <Leapo> KILL IT WITH FIRE! <ilovehak5> wh4t d035 0.o mean? <Jumanji> o.O <Leapo> It's a horizontal emoticon <Shinmaryuu> O.o = Look of disbelief, amazement, or WTF <ilovehak5> s0 wh475 50 4m4z1ng? <Greatmetal> ilovehak5: please stop using leet speak <ipwnboobs> and please change your name to something more decent <TheSPY> lawl, seriously <ilovehak5> sorry just trying to fit in, i have to speak 1337 on CS <ilovehak5> this name iz decent <TheSPY> seriously dude, leet speak aint cool <ilovehak5> everyone speaks 1337 in my clan!!!!! <Shinmaryuu> Does anyone actually use leet speak anymore, outside of the joke use of things like pwn? <Leapo> It's starting to fall out of popularity...outside of CS that is <ilovehak5> are you sure? <ilovehak5> i use it on aim a fair bit <ilovehak5> anyway can you guys help me out with a issue i am having with my computer? <ilovehak5> i am a pretty good at using computers <ilovehak5> i have 12 steam games <ilovehak5> but for some reason the thing on the bottom right is full of things and the computer is very slow <Leapo> You mean the "system tray" <ilovehak5> no i mean the thing near the clock <Leapo> that would be the system tray <ilovehak5> the system tray is the whole bar at the bottom noob <Leapo> No, that would be the taskbar noob <ilovehak5> I have 12 steam games! I think I would know Jumanji <TheSPY> what does having 12 steam games have to do with the system tray being clogged? <Leapo> IN ANY CASE! download this app and turn off everything that you don't want to start up with your PC http://www.mlin.net/StartupCPL.shtml <Jumanji> brilliant, Leapo <ilovehak5> Leapo: I already have a registry cleaner, it came with bittorrent <Leapo> that isn't a registry cleaner, it allows you to change what programs start up with your computer...and what kind of registry cleaner would come with a bittorrent client? <Shinmaryuu> j00 c0uld uninst11 winbl0z n u53 the b0x with 0u7 i7 <ilovehak5> Shinmaryuu: if I uninstall Windows I would lose all my war configs in CSS <ilovehak5> what does startup have to do with the stuff near the clock? <ilovehak5> clearly Leapo is a novice <TheSPY> ROFL <TheSPY> here's the deal, find all the wrappings / boxes for your compute, put the computer and parts back into the box, and take your computer back to the store where you purchased it. <ilovehak5> TheSPY I called IBM and they told me to run a recovery CD but nothing happened <Greatmetal> haven't you people heard of msconfig? <Leapo> Greatmetal: Yes, but Startup CPL is noob proof, it won't let you turn off anything critical to Windows. <Greatmetal> -.- <TheSPY> dude, I am seriously ROFLing <Leapo> ilovehak5: Startup has everything to do with it; items that are starting up with your computer will in many cases add items to the system tray next to the clock. <Leapo> Turning off items starting up with your computer will reduce the number of programs running in the system tray <Shinmaryuu> ilovehak5: Download a program called boot and nuke and burn it to a CD. Boot from it and all your problems should be solved automatically. <TheSPY> you probably got a bunch of crapware installed with your pc when you got it from IBM <ilovehak5> are you guys trying to hack me!? <Jumanji> ilovehak5: we'd try, but you'd hack yourself before we could manage to <vampyre_eyes> I work for IBM, and thats the first thing you do when you get a new computer, remove all the crap. <ilovehak5> Jumanji: I doubt you could hack me <ilovehak5> I'm pretty good at this as you can see <ilovehak5> I know the signs! <TheSPY> tell ya what ilovehak5 <TheSPY> go to start > run <TheSPY> type in that box that comes up "cmd" (without the quotation marks) <TheSPY> ilovehak5: next type "ping 127.0.0.1" (without the quotation marks) <ilovehak5> TheSPY it works...that isnt the FBI IS IT? <TheSPY> you have now pwned your computer <ilovehak5> TheSPY what did you do!? <TheSPY> hacked your computer! * Jumanji applauds <ilovehak5> please don't! <ilovehak5> my clan needs me for a war tommorow! <Shinmaryuu> He offered advice and you took it. TheSPY = off scott free. <TheSPY> :D <Leapo> He made you ping 127.0.0.1, also known as localhost :-P <ilovehak5> localhost who is that? <TheSPY> anyways, have fun <TheSPY) I'm out! <Leapo> localhost would be YOUR OWN computer. you just pinged yourself, that's all, nothing more <TheSPY> kthxbai! <ilovehak5> screw you all *** ilovehak5 has quit (Client exited)
*** Jumanji is now known as ipwnboobs <Leapo> You pwn boobs? <ilovehak5> s0 wh475 50 4m4z1ng? <Greatmetal> ilovehak5, please stop using leet speak <ipwnboobs> and please change your name to something more decent <ilovehak5> sorry just trying to fit in <TheSPY> same with you ipwnboobs <Leapo> ipwnboobs: You're one to be talking :P <ilovehak5> i have to speak 1337 on CS <ipwnboobs> a stab to the heart, TheSPY and Leapo *** ipwnboobs is now known as Jumanji
<Moonlit> http://www.betaarchive.co.uk/imageupload/1183050009.or.26429.png - hrm, that looks a bit fake... I dunno, could be real... hrm... <Moonlit> "screenshot" of Chicago build 21i <Moonlit> which I'm not sure even existed <TomB> looks real to me <Moonlit> not if you look at later builds <TomB> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_95 <TomB> During development it was referred to as Windows 4.0 or by the internal codename Chicago. <TomB> kthxbai <Moonlit> err... yeah, I knew that part <TomB> so it's not fake >.> <Moonlit> that doesn't mean anything ;) <cybereagle> oh noes they used the same name? must be real case closed <Moonlit> haha <TomB> so everything must be fake? <cybereagle> nice logic you have there
<Moonlit> .\ <- that's what a slashdot mirror would look like <Moonlit> (buh-dum tsch)
<Manuel> [03:47] -*.hak5irc.org- *** XLINE: SDM added timed G-line for *@, expires on Sat Jun 30 10:48:03 2007 <The_PHP_Jedi> smart, Manuel, smart...
<Shinmaryuu> 1:07am currently in ryuu labs. Dark and warm with a 35% chance of alien abduction of a hick in a trailer.
*loads of bots join* <Nxt471> nooo <AppleMacAlex|Work> :O <darell108> bots <wiredhak> wow <parad0x> wooooot <Nxt471> moo *lots of bots leave* <DrLebowski> For fucks sake. <Leapo> Holy fucking shit, what the hell just happened? <Seemore> yay <darell108> am i still here *** dJOEk sets channel mode to +l 130 <wiredhak> what happen <SplinterCell> wow <AppleMacAlex|Work> geez <Seemore> lol <Leapo> That was fucking epic <parad0x> cmon be honest <parad0x> who was this? <parad0x> :D <DrLebowski> Some lamer being a twat? <darell108> fuck that was nuts <DrLebowski> Or just someone wanting laughs? <SplinterCell> laughs i guess <DrLebowski> Wonder if it's anything to do with the DDOS shit that happened the other day <Seemore> dun dun dun *** TomB sets channel mode to +R <Seemore> whats +R do? <DrLebowski> rape. <LmL> lol <Metatron> LOL, I could do with taking over some bot networks <TomB> only only registered users can join
<Moonlit> well, thanks for the compliment anyways... <Shinmaryuu> Ladies? Where? *swooshes hair* * Moonlit plays with his <Moonlit> (hair I meant, that message wasn\'t incomplete) <f70> lol <Shinmaryuu> Moonlit that is close to the most disturbing thing ever typed in this room <Moonlit> it makes sense in context! <Moonlit> just like everything else that ends up on IRC quote sites... <Shinmaryuu> if it made sense i would not be laughing like mad right now lol <Moonlit> >_>
<f70> sup <Shinmaryuu> I am sure he has seen weirder thingsl ol <l0gic> oh yes <l0gic> like clown porn <l0gic> it\'s out there <b3njamin1254> yeah ... no comment from the penut gallery <Moonlit> penut? penis + peanut hybrid? <Shinmaryuu> Why would you put peanuts in a gallery. Not that arty really. <b3njamin1254> rly <b3njamin1254> can u prove this by todays logic <Moonlit> \"...and now we return you to the superhero adventures of PeanutDick.\"
<dualism> If I don\'t learn something in a given day I go fucking crazy <dualism> I constantly need to learn * The_PHP_Jedi feeds dualism his science book <dualism> Oh it\'s not always science. * The_PHP_Jedi feeds dualism ALL his school books <The_PHP_Jedi> one of those work? <The_PHP_Jedi> I got Modern History, Algebra 2, Geometry, English, Grammar... <dualism> The only thing I refuse to learn is programming <dualism> Just don\'t have the right type of mind for that * The_PHP_Jedi shoves in there a PHP book <The_PHP_Jedi> :O <dualism> Oh I know PHP <The_PHP_Jedi> dualism@dualism-home: Kernel Error. <The_PHP_Jedi> dualism@dualism-home: Must shut down <The_PHP_Jedi> dualism@dualism-home: ARGHH!!!! CODE!!!. Error code 9. <The_PHP_Jedi> *shutdown*
<@TomB> affinityos will free, just no source for the public * darkphan thinks TomB should put banner ads and adwords all over slexy... <TechCentric-Nick> Now booting.... <TechCentric-Nick> -Loading Ads By Google <TechCentric-Nick> -Starting DoubleClick Client <TechCentric-Nick> -Downloading Gator updates.... <TechCentric-Nick> -Uninstalling adware removal tools <TechCentric-Nick> -Repairing BonziBuddy...
<dJOEk> msn without webcam is worthless <dJOEk> msn is only good for the teen tits
<The_PHP_Jedi> holy.. what the fuck... how did \"Oassi - The Importance of Being Idle\" become \"Black Eyed Peas - Don\'t Lie\" <The_PHP_Jedi> seriously... how did this song become a Black Eyed Peas song.. <elmer> I don\'t know, I was never aware that dinner foods could sing...
[6:43pm] » Nxt471 gets out his The_PHP_Jedi approved lightsaber [6:43pm] <The_PHP_Jedi> it self destructed already [6:43pm] » Nxt471 flicks switch [6:43pm] <DrLebowski> oh come on *The Lightsaber explodes* [6:44pm] <Nxt471> oh noes
* Nxt471 is getting a lightsaber from http://www.randomsabers.com/ <The_PHP_Jedi> http://www.randomsabers.com/saber.php?name=Ajax -- I\'m getting that one! it\'s web 2.0! <Moonlit> toilet rolls tube and a flashlight? :P <Elmer> http://www.instructables.com/id/EYL2V4ORS6EP286P6H/?ALLSTEPS * Nxt471 holds up his crappy home made lightsaber <Nodlain> LSD and a flashlight.. takes less time to make it work <Nodlain> Hell, throw in a galidascope for time travel purposes
[15:52] <ringo_shells> wow shaped internet connections are so lame i could abuse them like i do the farm pigs when my daddy\'s outta town
[02:41] <MayHawk> installing instant messanger clients is like opening your asshole to the web [02:41] <Lord_Rob> na [02:41] <Lord_Rob> just learn to take it man
[23:08] <cybereagle2> every little helps, like benofsky and TomB not being on irc at the same time [23:08] <cybereagle2> :P [23:08] <benofsky> cybereagle2, shutup [23:09] <Moonlit> lol [23:09] <cybereagle2> oh sorry it must be all that harmony clouding my mind [23:09] <benofsky> yeh [23:09] * benofsky <3 tomb [23:09] <TomB> lol [23:11] <cybereagle2> imagine the children [23:11] <cybereagle2> they\'d be some kind of closed source mac [23:11] <cybereagle2> oh wait...
10:17:56 <elmer> BitchX > irssi Switch now! 10:17:59 <benofsky> elmer, why? 10:18:13 <Nxt471> and run it as root 10:18:18 <elmer> Because there\'s an exploit for BithX ; ) 10:18:26 -- test has quit (Client exited) 10:18:28 <The_PHP_Jedi> lol elmer 10:18:38 -- metatron has quit (Quit: [BX] Whyismyspacebarnotworking?!) 10:18:49 <The_PHP_Jedi> :O metatron was using bitchx 10:18:51 <benofsky> lol quit message 10:18:59 <benofsky> haha 10:19:00 <The_PHP_Jedi> - metatron has quit (Quit: [BX] = bitchx 10:19:03 <benofsky> ahahaha 10:19:08 <benofsky> there\'s an exploit, two people quit 10:19:24 <The_PHP_Jedi> BITCHX EXPLOIT. QUIT NOW OR DIE. 10:19:28 -- metatron (metatron@Hak5IRC-66496ae4.ukonline.co.uk) has joined #hak5 10:19:31 <The_PHP_Jedi> lol metatron 10:19:39 <metatron> LOL
[4:36pm] <Lebowski> I hate PHP. [4:36pm] <Moonlit> never again [4:36pm] <Moonlit> never again, man [4:37pm] <The_PHP_Jedi> you hate *me*, Lebowski? well... I feel.... [4:37pm] <Lebowski> No [4:37pm] <Lebowski> I hate PHP [4:37pm] <Lebowski> the language [4:37pm] » The_PHP_Jedi takes out his Lightsaber and slices Lebowski into little Le(s)bos
16:43:41 <_TomB> <steal target=\"bike\" /> 16:43:58 <_TomB> <steal target=\"bike\">nigger</steal> 16:44:01 <_TomB> </racism>
<techknow> I quote my friend on this \"Linux is like anal sex, sore at first but great after a while\"
Moonlit I want a body transplant Moonlit I wanna be a woman who can sing elmer Moonlit: You win random post of the day award Moonlit >_>
18:13:19 <_TomB> Windows is like the college slut. Every hole is a goal. 18:15:30 <_TomB> Linux is like the virgin Christian girl. You can never get in. 18:16:23 <_TomB> OpenBSD is like a girl just discovering her vagina and anus. Two holes in the last 10 years. 18:18:24 <_TomB> OS X 10 is like the gorgeous model. Pretty on the outside, completely useless on the inside. 18:18:52 <AppleMacAlex> OS X is very useful on the inside 18:19:03 <_TomB> notice how only the OSX one offended people 18:19:55 <_TomB> Solaris is like a girl that only likes big cocks. She\'ll ride the big cock, but will put up with the little cocks too. 18:20:58 <boxgamex> windows is like the college slut. it gets a bunch of STD\'s 18:21:15 <_TomB> Gentoo is like the sensitive girl. She\'ll only let you in her pants when you fully understand her. 18:21:51 <_TomB> someone shout an OS 18:21:55 <Moonlit> RISCOS 18:21:58 <Moonlit> >_> 18:22:09 <The_PHP_Jedi> AffinityOS! 18:22:14 <The_PHP_Jedi> make one out of that. 18:22:22 <Moonlit> AmigaDOS 18:22:25 <_TomB> RiscOS is like the girls in the 80s sex education videos. It\'s so old, but people still use it. 18:22:51 <_TomB> nUbuntu is like the big cock. It\'s there when you need to patch the hole. 18:23:17 <GeekChick|> AffinityOS, get a life. 18:23:36 <boxgamex> AffinityOS, its got system executables (.sex) 18:24:46 <_TomB> ReactOS is the girl that follows the popular girl around in highschool. 18:25:10 <Famicoman> DOS is the popular girl\'s mom 18:25:28 <_TomB> DOS is the ugly geek that people use because it gives good head.
ShinSR71: im 20 with an 8 year old GF dualism: omg The_PHP_Jedi: what? ShinSR71: damn, 18*
dJOEk> i have some good news for you <Mike_B> Oh? <dJOEk> you may try to court me, because i am single <Mike_B> Heh <Mike_B> And you\'re straight. <dJOEk> i have faith in your persuasiveness
<Moonlit> lawl, dreaming about the conversations in #hak5 may be potentially hazardous to your health
(talking about the new chairs for Hak.5 Live) 18:01:23 <Moonlit> how pissed would they be if the cats tore up the chairs... :/ 18:01:57 <Moonlit> at least they\'re black leather, you could patch them up with black PVC electrical tape 18:02:12 <azlan> duct tape ftw 18:02:22 <The_PHP_Jedi> hehe, yeah. fuct tape ftw 18:02:24 <Moonlit> yeah, but that doesn\'t look right on leather :P 18:02:30 <Moonlit> fuct tape? :P 18:02:32 <The_PHP_Jedi> erm... duct tape* 18:02:40 <azlan> no 18:02:42 <azlan> fuct tape 18:02:46 <azlan> its a sex tape 18:02:47 <fitz> i\'m fuct 18:02:48 <Moonlit> you complete fuct that one, eh The_PHP_Jedi? :P
<The_PHP_Jedi> I shall restrain myself from typing short lines such as \'lol\' without any other words that do not add up to more than 5 words per sentence so that my average words per line will go up just like I\'m doing now :p
[22:23:40] Chew: wow I\'m a funny mother fucker :P [22:23:58] The_PHP_Jedi: Chew: you do jokes while fucking a mom? [22:24:09] Chew: how can you not? [22:24:21] Chew: HAHA I know your son! and I\'m taggin your pussy [22:24:25] Chew: BAHAHAHA [22:24:29] Chew: how can you not laugh
* Chew smacks The_PHP_Jedi * The_PHP_Jedi takes out his Lightsaber and slices Chew into chewable pieces
<Hak5Darren> hello world\"; <dualism> goto 10 <SomeoneE1se> missed a wuote there <Hak5Darren> make me <Hak5Darren> sudo make me <dualism> su root ******* <dualism> goto 10 <box|lappahy> 10 sin <SomeoneE1se> lawl <box|lappahy> 20 go to robot hell * Hak5Darren goes to 10
Moonlit: damn, watching a video of someone giving a defcon talk, and his presentation locked up... then he said \"...and I think I\'ve locked up...\", and with that, VLC promptly froze.... KriLL3: Moonlit: scary Moonlit: :P Moonlit: too logical to be scary Moonlit: could be coincidence, could be a video with an exploit in it :P Moonlit: I probably just got owned, and I don\'t know it :P
* wetelectric is irc\'ing in a jock strap wetelectric: just thought i\'d point that out nath042: that sounds dirty..
<+Forgott3n> wheres a linux nut when I need one? <AppleMacAlex> in his shell
<tomb|work> Penis 2 Person <sx66> getting the shaft! <The_PHP_Jedi> \"Hey baby... you want to connect to my P2P network?\" <tomb|work> Penis 2 Pussy Networkz <Azlan> its got pleanty of bandwidth <The_PHP_Jedi> that\'d be the geekiest way to say \"Wanna have sex?\" <TrinitronX> or it\'d be: \"want to interface with me\" <fitz> make a circuit with me <boxgamex> its ok, thats just my 20pin gold connector baby
<Limp_Trizkit> what\'s the topic of conversation been? <issue9ethan> gay porn <issue9ethan> but i can\'t find any
<dualism> I love how soundproof my rooms are <dualism> my roommate has some people over <dualism> cannot hear anything <The_PHP_Jedi> hehe * The_PHP_Jedi nukes #dualism :P (net split) <The_PHP_Jedi> ... <The_PHP_Jedi> and chanserv went with that one... <boxgamex> guess that nuke backfired <dualism> too big of a nuke <The_PHP_Jedi> lol, yeah <dualism> should\'ve used 10 kiloton, not 10 megaton
<flakey> ii ttyyppee iinn sstteerreeoo
CarlHyperweevil> Banning The Brat, Banning The Brat, Banning the Brat with a Baseball Bat!
tanda333: so today in class, our programming teach says: \"the IT department in this school board is its own empire, like as in the empire strikes back, and we are the rebel allaince, our weapons, EMAIL SHIT STORM!\" tanda333: they successfully have reduced the internet censorship tanda333: at our school tanda333: we can now look at images.
<Moonlit> The next person to say D S O and D in any order if going to get swiftly booted. <Consigliere> DDOS <Consigliere> DDOS <Consigliere> DDOS <The_PHP_Jedi|PDA> ... <Consigliere> lol * _owine sets mode: +o Moonlit * Quits: Consigliere (consigliere@Hak5IRC-2ec8ef6b.res.rr.com) (Killed (*.hak5irc.org (stfu)))
[00:52] <GeekChick|> i called jinx once [in relation to ladies t-shirts] and asked and they basically said grow testicles.
<tanda333> ya, i enjoy cottaging
<Famicoman> I like to pinch the ethernet cable and then let it go so a bunch of IRC lines come out at once.
<Famicoman> hey, can you lick your Wiiness?
[23:36] <Boris> Time for some early morning country strike [23:36] <Boris> dispit the early ness [23:38] <Shaun> country strike? [23:38] <Shaun> is that like rural counterstrike?
17:18:23 <Famicoman> BRB is such a scarry term 17:18:45 <Famicoman> you never know when they will actually be back, or if they ever will come back
<Subhuman> you know when you blow your nose and its all black with compost that you\'ve had a hard days work <Subhuman> ...sniffing compost.
<The_PHP_Jedi>: I love cute dimples. <The_PHP_Jedi>: that\'s a requirement for my gfs... <walcy_>: wow <The_PHP_Jedi>: dimples.
<Hak5Darren>Found New Hardware: The_PHP_Jedi <Moonlit>\"Cancel\"
[05:56:03] * kateweb grabs Localhost_brad by the hair and get her clothes back [05:56:17] * Localhost_brad doesn\'t have any hair to pull :P [05:56:33] <kateweb> then i\'ll pull somthing else unpleasent
<LSB> soon there\'ll be a meebo for twitter, that sets up an ajax app to look like your phone, so you can emulate \'txting ur twits\' when you\'re away from your sanity
<Kismet> has anyone heard of a new iPod coming out? Something newer/better than the iPod Video 80GB? ...snipz0r4g3... <KriLL3> Kismet: iPhone?
[18:23:33] The_PHP_Jedi: TomBee and Jillan, running on a closed source application running on a mac, k-i-s-s-i-n-g [18:23:36] boxgamex: The_PHP_Jedi, raising the bar for being fucking geeky [18:23:41] The_PHP_Jedi: lol [18:24:32] Silivrenion: cingular\'s a bunch of drunks... more bars in more places
[00:50:05] The_PHP_Jedi: you know you\'ve got nothing to do when you\'re rotating your head while looking at an IRC window looking for what Nicks look like sidewards and upside down (PS. B in TomB looks like an ass -- and I have headphones on for no reason since I\'m not playing music [00:50:24] The_PHP_Jedi: listening to the static of my sound cards
Subhuman: hey Moonlit - you ever had sex in a hot tub? Subhuman: dude u gotta try that shit man... The_PHP_Jedi: er.. ok.. Subhuman... Subhuman: dude? Moonlit: and no, I... uh... I haven\'t, no Klydal: its not hard, you just position yourself close to the jet
[00:29:07] CodyPChristian: damn.. my pc looks so... bare [00:29:10] The_PHP_Jedi: lol Cody [00:29:11] CodyPChristian: :) [00:29:16] CodyPChristian: really.. no psu since it died [00:29:18] CodyPChristian: and no HD\'s [00:29:22] The_PHP_Jedi: take pics of it and upload to PC porn sites? [00:29:57] CodyPChristian: since I had to take them out and use my external hd\'s inverter thing [00:29:59] The_PHP_Jedi: you know those generic computers will love to see pics of branded, bare computers [00:29:59] The_PHP_Jedi: ;) [00:30:30] The_PHP_Jedi: I should charge PCs to access pics of my PS3. that\'s like the biggest porn star in the industry [00:30:43] CodyPChristian: rofl jedi [00:30:47] * The_PHP_Jedi wonders if he just made up an industry for a non-existent computer AI. [00:31:00] CodyPChristian: seems like it [00:31:15] The_PHP_Jedi: when computers think by themselves, i got the industry set up [00:31:22] CodyPChristian: lol [00:31:28] The_PHP_Jedi: and I got the PS3, the queen of porn stars [00:31:37] The_PHP_Jedi: with its sexy curves [00:31:41] The_PHP_Jedi: it heats up so nicely [00:31:45] CodyPChristian: rofl [00:31:50] The_PHP_Jedi: and it has next gen input device [00:31:52] The_PHP_Jedi: blu-ray
[22:28:19] sintax3rror: i love google, they make be gooey inside
[19:58:43] kateweb: moonlit: i like sex [19:58:52] Manuel|afk: who doesnt? [19:58:56] moonlit: why\'s that any wierder than a guy saying \'huh... huh... I like sex with hot chicks\' [19:58:59] Klydal: <--virgeen [19:59:19] moonlit: ooh, NiN [19:59:19] TrinitronX: all chicks like sex... most just don\'t admit it ;)
*** localhost_brad has been hitting the same guy for the last 2 minutes and has done 0 damage
<CrashandDie> brb, gotta give the food some dog
<Zod> wess its that jock look you have
[00:18:53] A_Witt: well that\'s better than going to a doctor to find out why you have an orange dick when all you\'ve been doing is watching pr0no and eating cheetos [00:19:12] A_Witt: not that I would know anything about that
(@TomB) that\'s better (@TomB) had jair cut :D (@dJOEk) hem (@dJOEk) a jair cut? (@TomB) hair* (@dJOEk) that\'s jomo (@TomB) shut up
<neochivers> where you live? <Amish> me? <Christopher> a box. <neochivers> chris so i canfind the the applicaple currency <Christopher> Oh, USA I thought I was getting a cheap fan with a free molestation =P (neochivers trying to sell a fan i guess???) (No, I asked what a good fan would be for a p4 3ghz with HT LGA775)
[19:14] <kateweb> hose is fliping funny [19:14] <tracer> lol kateweb/// is htat a freudian slip? [19:14] <kateweb> flipping ? no [19:15] <tracer> kateweb you said flippin hose [19:15] <tracer> lol [19:15] <kateweb> o shit? ( and yes kateweb did have to scroll up to see it :\\ )
[00:01:39] Forgott3n: puppysitting sounds like I sat my ass on the dog [00:01:53] Forgott3n: babysitting is more widely accepted
<The_PHP_Jedi> my pipe is being squeezed to the limit
<KriLL3> Bob: we\'re making plans to send peanut butter to planets to terraform them
[00:17] *** Hak5Darren changed topic to [ Welcome to Hak.5 | Episode 2x09 Teaser: http://www.hak5.org/archives/167 |Darren joined the collective. Won\'t you be my neighbor? http://twitter.com/darrenkitchen | USB Backup 0.2 Beta: http://tinyurl.com/ys99d8 | Fold Your Technolust: http://rt7.us/~32 | Forum Registration is FUBAR\'d, sorry | [00:17] <~Hak5Darren> Just released a teaser for 2x09: http://www.hak5.org/archives/167 [00:17] <+TechCentric-Nick> yeah [00:17] <+TechCentric-Nick> i think we got that from the topic [00:18] <~Hak5Darren> not everyone has topic refresh in chat [00:18] <madkat> darren, whats shamoocom? [00:18] <+TechCentric-Nick> true [00:18] * TechCentric-Nick slaps madkat with some sense and a google link [00:19] <~Hak5Darren> Shamoocon is a place where people gather to talk about whales! [00:19] <~Hak5Darren> Shmoocon is a place where hackers gather to talk about hax0ring [00:19] <~Hak5Darren> big difference bud
* KarmikTrance has joined #hak5 <KarmikTrance> Err <KarmikTrance> Who can help me fix my GRUB issue? <owine> go to store -> buy food <Forgott3n> yay owine
<Moonlit> and I\'m beginning to feel the ban stick rising in my pants
<subinac> just found out about you guys today ... snippage ... <Hak5Wess> awesome <Hak5Wess> how\'d you find out? <subinac> i did research on web 2.0 ...snippage.... <subinac> went to youtube and lo and behold <subinac> hak5 ***** everyone in room dies a little on the inside******
[20:50] <peppoj> im felling a bit gay today [20:51] <Moonlit> that\'s probably the first, last and only time I\'m gonna hear anyone say that [20:51] <peppoj> :) [20:51] <peppoj> but i am
[17:43] <&Hak5Wess> alright, I\'m heading home, see ya\'ll later [17:43] <@Moonlit> later [17:43] <GeekChick|> bye Hak5Wess [17:44] <@Famicoman> wake Darren up when you get there [17:44] * Hak5Wess (Hak5Wess@Hak5Wess.users.hak5irc.org) Quit (Quit: Leaving) [17:44] * ravenfallin (jrichet@878066.CDD255.0C9549.4E61E4) Quit (Quit: Leaving) [17:44] * AppleMacAlex (HakGuest6_0@Hak5IRC-158f1ac6.glenbrook.k12.il.us) Quit (Client exited) [17:44] * Hak5Darren (aardwolf@5DD364.BA6969.1CDDC4.E3C22C) has joined #hak5 [17:44] * ChanServ sets mode: +qao Hak5Darren Hak5Darren Hak5Darren [17:45] <@Famicoman> that was fast
<A_Witt> Diggnation- beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
Bob: ive never wiped my ass in my life
<Moonlit> OWMOTHERFUCKER I JUST BURNT MY FINGER ON AN INCENSE STICK
<hpr> UIs are for n00bs, lol * cybereagle removes all shells from hpr\'s machines <TomB> hpr, you\'re a noob. <cybereagle> actually i have a keyboard with 1 and 0 on directly plugged into my ethernet <cybereagle> no wonder i got carpel tunnel. i have to type at 10mbps
(dattas has no idea SSL was down. This was during the Hak5IRC split.) [20:48:49] dattas: hey there, didn\'t know ssl was down [20:48:50] ninjagumby: :P [20:48:57] ninjagumby: yea i was upset too :( [20:49:08] The_PHP_Jedi: lol [20:49:09] ninjagumby: MY CONVOS R NOT ENCRYPTZZZ [20:49:12] The_PHP_Jedi: O.o [20:49:44] dattas: the DRMs are watching you ninjagumby [20:50:18] ninjagumby: nothing is safe [20:50:46] ninjagumby: warez terrorist bomb nyc chicago san fransisco [20:50:51] ninjagumby: i think i just put myself on 10 more lists [20:51:08] TomB: osama [20:51:16] ninjagumby: now you done it TomB [20:51:22] ninjagumby: you went and said the 911 word [20:51:24] TomB: /usr/bin/laden [20:51:28] dattas: lol [20:51:35] ninjagumby: /bin/laden [20:51:38] dattas: linux rocks, BTW [20:51:41] ninjagumby: /bin/laden < bombs [20:52:28] TomB: /bin/laden | al-qaeda > /dev/plane [20:52:49] ninjagumby: /bin/reroute /dev/plane [20:52:54] ninjagumby: sudo /bin/reroute /dev/plane [20:53:02] TomB: kernel panic [20:53:11] The_PHP_Jedi: lol [20:53:13] ninjagumby: /sbin/destroy /dev/plane [20:53:32] The_PHP_Jedi: haha [20:53:34] ninjagumby: sudo /sbin/destroy /dev/plane < /dev/F15 [20:54:28] TomB: sudo rm /dev/wtc [20:54:32] dattas: sudo /sbin/kill /bin/laden [20:55:04] TomB: sudo cp /dev/oil /dev/usa [20:55:12] dattas: lol [20:55:12] ninjagumby: /usr/bin/find -name survivors / [20:55:45] TomB: /bin/hang /dev/sadam
(The_PHP_Jedi and jdav talking about girlfriends) [02:20:42] The_PHP_Jedi: jdav: have you ever had sex? [02:20:44] The_PHP_Jedi: or anywhere close? [02:20:48] neogen: lol [02:21:02] The_PHP_Jedi: lol [02:21:06] jdav: HAVE YOU [02:21:08] The_PHP_Jedi: we got on the GF topic [02:21:09] neogen: PHP, have you [02:21:13] The_PHP_Jedi: Me. no sex yet. [02:21:15] The_PHP_Jedi: close though [02:21:17] The_PHP_Jedi: once [02:21:21] jdav: I had sex with my COMPTUER [02:21:24] The_PHP_Jedi: O.o [02:21:27] jdav: yea [02:21:29] neogen: ?? [02:21:32] jdav: norly [02:21:34] jdav: yawai [02:21:43] The_PHP_Jedi: ???????????/ [02:21:56] neogen: so whatching the cd-rom draw going in and out gets you going...lol [02:21:59] The_PHP_Jedi: lol [02:22:10] The_PHP_Jedi: lmao neogen [02:22:17] The_PHP_Jedi: LMAO ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! [02:22:30] neogen: or putting in a \"floppy\"
<Jillan> I have huge balls
<cybereagle> yeah.. well i have a really big processor.... <i_PHParted> unlike your man penis lol <MarchHare> to make up for the lack of memory cybereagle <cybereagle> Forgott3n: it appears to suck a little... <CyberSpike> You should see the size of my RAM :P
[15:04] <dJOEk> why hasn\'t anyone told me about White and Nerdy [15:04] <boxgamex> we didnt want you to sue for royalties
[11:47:53] benjamin1254: eh yo ... what happens when i dyndns on my router? [11:48:05] benjamin1254: eh yo ... what happens when i dyndns on my router? [11:48:27] dJOEk: benjamin1254: it sends everything you put on irc twice
<mubix> I got myself a 22inch widescreen monitor from Viewsonic <UltimaMods> nice <UltimaMods> im getting one of those <gameman> yay :D * gameman continues sucking up <mubix> It\'s a iPod dock as well <gameman> errr .. wrong window <gameman> :P <UltimaMods> same one <UltimaMods> i was looking at <Moonlit> gameman, you seem to have some chocolate or something on your nose there... <Moonlit> ;) <UltimaMods> but i was looking at the 24incher <holysoul> gross monnlit
[22:01:32] Garda: my laptop REALLY needs more ram [22:01:45] MarchHare: my penis really needs some more action!
<dhp1080> the planet wins at life <brainkill> the planet sucks my balls for pricing <dhp1080> yeah but getting an account on one for free is win.
[17:50:34] brainkill: ^^^^ FUCKING SWEET ^^^^^^^^^^^^ [17:50:38] The_PHP_Jedi: ... [17:50:53] brainkill: I farted again and now the door is closed..... Im so screwed!
[18:16:53] CyberSpike: moonlit, have you seen the \'dock\' like program for ubuntu under gnome? [18:16:54] cybereagle: yeah but thats just kde, not ubuntu per say lol [18:17:02] Subhuman: cybereagle, u mean kiba dock? [18:17:03] Moonlit: cybereagle - I think so, I\'ve never used it (irrelevant conversation here) [18:19:02] Moonlit: and it didn\'t have a dick [18:19:04] Moonlit: *dock [18:19:06] Moonlit: fuck [18:19:06] cybereagle: hahahahaha [18:19:12] PHPreak: lol [18:19:17] cybereagle: japanese without a dick eh? [18:19:21] cybereagle: sounds promising
<Area-51> sleep is for the weak ^.^ <madkat> no, its sleep is for the week ^*^ <Area-51> uh <Area-51> and im the one who is so high he is retarded <madkat> LOL <Area-51> whoa?! <Area-51> hmm <Area-51> i am baked. like hardcore <madkat> hare with you? <Area-51> no, hes at home <Area-51> hes with fluffy in the hot tub <Area-51> smokin it up <madkat> his gf? or his fleshlight? <Area-51> fluffy is one of his \"dealers\" <madkat> oh <madkat> alright dude, I\'m out of here, cya <Area-51> im eating salad with a spoon :) <madkat> you are baked <Area-51> yessir i am sir <Area-51> i realized what day today was so i made sure i got got hellla baked
boxgamex checks out http://nicktabick.com provided by TechCentric-Nick <boxgamex> lol TechCentric-Nick <boxgamex> your a fat real estate agent <boxgamex> ;) <TechCentric-Nick> ... * wetelectric gets ready for another night of drunken debauchery <TechCentric-Nick> that\'s my dad you fucker <boxgamex> damn internets <wetelectric> rofl
(19:43:08) (Brainkill) my new server kept spitting me out like a red-headed hooker
<MarchHare> Near Madison <madkat> wisconsin FTL <MarchHare> wtf <madkat> Chicago FTW :) <MarchHare> I go down there a lot <sikon> Uranus ftw. <madkat> LMFAO
<Hak5Wess> anybody see where mubix went? <funky_munky> m00bix <A_Witt> hrm, I think he was going to pick up some tampons then put them in a champaigne bottle over a m-80 <A_Witt> was something like that <DenKain> Sometimes I wonder why I don\'t get booted alot
Hak5Wess: oops iam8up: funky_munky - have you tried using multiple -v in that command? DenKain: oppps, I don\'t like oooops * Viper_0000 has quit (Broken pipe) Hak5Wess: oops funky_munky: what command? Hak5Wess: unplugged my computer by accident
Hak5Wess: fuck Hak5Wess: hey mubix Hak5Wess: I don\'t now how to use plugins CPCCody: hey mubix Hak5Wess: I\'m dumb
<MarchHare> usb Chainsaw? <madkat> its a project thats in the wiki, but theres no idea <MarchHare> what is a wiki? <MarchHare> sounds oriental <Subhuman> wiki.... <MarchHare> I am being silly <Subhuman> ahh. <MarchHare> wiki tiki tavi <Subhuman> i was going to chop off your epenis there but you saved yourself...
(To put this quote into perspective, owine is upgrading the ircd, and irc.hak5.org just restarted owine says techphile is next and irc.hak5.org goes down again) <owine> guys remind me not to admin drunk <gameman73> owine: wrong ssh window? :P <owine> yes gameman73
<-- natural_orange has quit (Quit: Leaving.) --> Joshua_H (~JoshuaH@Joshua.H.users.hak5.org) has joined #hak5 <Manuel> when one leaves another one comes. <Mike_B> The balance of IRC <-- Joshua_H (~JoshuaH@Joshua.H.users.hak5.org) has left #hak5 <Mike_B> So much for balance <Manuel> yeah
<DarkSim> I\'m so lazy I cba to go to bed... which is right next to my PC <@moonlit> lol DarkSim, I\'ve been there :p <@moonlit> no your bed... I mean... <@moonlit> nvm >.<
[18:31] <TechCentric-Nick> i had an idea today [18:31] <Famicoman> really? [18:31] <Famicoman> I have ideas everyday
<Greatmetal> i like to kill puppys <Greatmetal> i have really only killed almost all a batch of kittens when i was little only like half of them died...
* cosmo slaps Khipster88 around a bit with a large trout * Khipster88 slaps cosmo around with a pipe * cosmo has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
<Hak5Darren|Editing> yeah like i cant feel my balls right now
[13:31] Greatmetal: okay i am going to do some nice happy white hate programming in python [13:31] The_PHP_Jedi: lol [13:31] Greatmetal: white hat* [13:31] Arsenic: haha [13:31] Greatmetal: im not racist
<moonlit>anything longer than 4 lines in here = pastebin material
<Greatmetal> i like to kill hookers
[00:28] <cosmo> PING! [00:28] -> quit: <moonlit><~moonlit@microsoft.com> <ping timeout> [00:28] <cosmo> woa... [00:28] <l0gic> cosmo: too hard
[19:25] <TechCentric-Nick> i gotta go, meeting my cousin for a movie [19:25] <Famicoman|NT> ewwww [19:26] <TechCentric-Nick> ...its a guy [19:26] <TechCentric-Nick> you sick fuck [19:26] <Famicoman|NT> that makes it worse [19:26] <TechCentric-Nick> ... [19:26] <TechCentric-Nick> fucker [19:26] <TechCentric-Nick> but im out [19:26] <Famicoman|NT> lmfao
[21:12] <moonlit> the forums is b0rked! [21:12] * Famicoman|NT gets the duct tape
[18:08] <deg0ba> dude sex is a workout [18:08] <Subhuman> tell me about it
<SeaIT> how tall is a hard dick <SeaIT> disk <SeaIT> FUCK
<moonlit> remember kids, rim shot != rim job (thanks south park)
<moonlit> fuh... I just downloaded 2.5GB and the transfer *FAILED*?!!!
[Localhost_brad] go bears!!! [KarmikTrance] Hines Ward > All [KarmikTrance] :P [calking] glad he got fired [KarmikTrance] Green Bay = teh sux. [calking] yeah [Falcon|eXt]Localhost_brad: polar bears shall eat you while you are sleeping, and then feed your bones to the pigs [Localhost_brad] Wtf?
<moonlit> I\'m getting half-second bursts of sound every 2-3 seconds or so
<moonlit> it\'s amazing the difference a few inches makes though
<DarkSenay>Sleep is for the week <DarkSenay>er <DarkSenay>weak
*DrTikiRyuu has been enjoying the joy of NES emulation tonight. I <3 Nestopia <Famicoman> I <3 Nesticle <unix|cosmo|irc> I <3 Testicle <unix|cosmo|irc> ... <unix|cosmo|irc> wait * TestMAD Shudders <unix|cosmo|irc> fuck <TestMAD> ew
Kai | Pheonix, why DSL? ADSL is alot better?
Kai | Its what I\'m getting when I move
Kai | Only $5 more a month
dirty_d | DLS blows
Famicoman|Server | DLS?
Famicoman|Server | Dirty Lung Sex?
howr | eww
dirty_d | How the hell did you know taht
box|xp | dsl=lsd backwards
* rummik|Eating is now known as rummik <Famicoman|Server> That took a while, rummik <rummik> eh? <Famicoman|Server> Eating <rummik> I actually ate at the table :P <Famicoman|Server> Woah! <gameman73> !! <howr> careful there *rummik is now known as rummik|washing_plate
<Win32|Famicoman|irc> can not compute <Hak5Wess> Compute this bitch *Hak5Wess starts chainsaw
<Famicoman> I have lesbian_pride <Famicoman> *hate <Famicoman> Bad spelling mistake * nipuLez changes the topic to \'www.techcentric.org ][ Life\'s a bitch and we\'re her pimp. ] Call us on the hotline: 360-226-7313 ][ The TechCentricPBX server is up | [+Famicoman] I have lesbian_pride\'
dhp1080: people with huge hands have tiny penises dhp1080: it’s a known fact Nate|DigitalHi5org: good thing my hands are huge dhp1080: lmao
<GallaUK> my prick is very sensitive <Khipset> really? <l0gic> GallaUK: there\'s a pill for that <Khipset> let me try it out...
13:22 EST Mubix: ‘tllo 13:23 EST Mubix: the ‘t’ isn’t very close to the ‘e’ is it 13:23 EST Mubix: no, i’m not trunk 13:27 EST Duelus: mubix not trunk? 13:28 EST Mubix: … 13:28 EST Mubix: *drunk 13:28 EST Mubix: DAMNIT
<l0gic> all it would havek is a match =) <l0gic> wow <l0gic> *have taken <l0gic> I\'m breeding words now
<hbi> hehe manual was a spanish student teacher in my school who we called sausage head because it looked like a sausage and whenever he came into the class we called him sausage head... he quit because some guy who got expelled got a wet piece of water and threw it at his head.... the fact that he was caled sausage head was totally unrelated <SaViGnAnO> lol a wet piece of water.. <hbi> paper <Greatmetal> wet peice of water? <hbi> lol <Manuel> \"a wet piece of water\" isnt watter wet already? <hbi> im drunk <hbi> damn no water left
<spektormax> oh dJOEK did you need me? <dJOEk> no i will never need you <TomB> no one ever needs you <dJOEk> unless to test my new kicking shoes <spektormax> calm down now <spektormax> Noobs and noob pwners can live together <dJOEk> like mice and owls <spektormax> well maybe I am the noob and you are the pwner <cybereagle> \"well maybe I am the noob and you are the pwner\" <-- sounds like S and M
<Greatmetal> can you embed a excutable inside an excutable and execute it? <cybereagle> Greatmetal: of cource! <The_PHP_Jedi> no <The_PHP_Jedi> not really <The_PHP_Jedi> worms add them selves to the beginning of the file <The_PHP_Jedi> they don\'t get IN another file <cybereagle> wtf <The_PHP_Jedi> yes <cybereagle> the beginning of a file is in the file <The_PHP_Jedi> no <cybereagle> yes <The_PHP_Jedi> add <The_PHP_Jedi> not get in <cybereagle> that is so pedantic. and wrong. <cybereagle> if its not in the file where is it? hovering magically over it lol
<roland> Ruby on rails is pretty sweet <roland> Ignite, its not exactly hard is it ;) <Ignite> :P <Hak5Wess> I railed a girl named Ruby one time, does that count? <TechCentric-Nick> haha <roland> Depends <roland> Was she hot? <Hak5Wess> of course she was hott, I was railing her <TechCentric-Nick> roland: she must have been pretty easy <roland> Then yes, it does count XD <Hak5Wess> I\'ll kill you Nick
<cybereagle> you put the left wire in, the left wire out, in out in out shake it all about. you do the pokeypokey and you spin it round, thats what moddings all about
<moonlit> ok new rule: boasting about huge pipes gets you a ban
<Phrax> Darren, this could be the coffee talking, but I think I love Hak.5 <Professr> just make sure to use a condom, phrax <Professr> i mean, a firewall >_> <Phrax> Unprotected packet transfer doesn\'t help anybody!
<Shinku> If Olivia is indeed Greatmetal\'s sister then might I apologise on behalf of those of us here who don\'t jump on any female who enters this room... <Shinku> However, if you\'re actually Greatmetal in a blouse, I\'ll have to get that baseball bat.
<+CodyPChristian> ROFL! http://adhamah.jubiiblog.co.uk/upload/safer.jpg <@A_Witt> nice <@dranyam> i need a forum mod <@dranyam> :/ <+CodyPChristian> ;) <@dranyam> i want a custom title <@dranyam> :/ <@dranyam> like the other irc ops have <@dranyam> i feel so leftout <MissingIntellect> hah <mrynit> CodyPChristian why does they guy have a FF ketchup packet in his pocket? <+CodyPChristian> mrynit, ..... never mind.. you dont get it... <TechCentric-Nick> lol <mrynit> ? <TechCentric-Nick> that\'s not a ketchup packet <TechCentric-Nick> its a latex...thing <mrynit> like McD ketuch up <+CodyPChristian> mrynit, condom packet duh <Greatmetal> CONDOM!! <mrynit> o <TechCentric-Nick> use protection....ketchup <Greatmetal> slippery rubber condom! <TechCentric-Nick> wtf... <Jillan> hmm <+CodyPChristian> lol <dirty_d> muhaha <mrynit> agiasnt bad tasting fires <Greatmetal> sometimes they are flavors@ <Greatmetal> or ribbed <TechCentric-Nick> Jillan, apparently ketchup is all the rage as a lube/contraceptive <Greatmetal> for her plesure <MissingIntellect> lol <+CodyPChristian> ROFL <TechCentric-Nick> or in the case of the House re-run tonight, strawberry jelly <Garda> hey Jillan, you didn\'t say anything when i asked last time, what\'s happening <+CodyPChristian> lol nick <Garda> mmm ketchup lube, yummy <mrynit> ...lol <TechCentric-Nick> anyone know where that\'s going? <Garda> wait, did i just make a reference to eating out Jillan <Garda> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! <Greatmetal> shove a french frie in her <TechCentric-Nick> lol <Garda> eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
<cybereagle> even people who have seen the movie hackers know that, and thats not exactly what you\'d call education
<Draconova> heh the episode must have been timed well, lasted about as long as the pizza <Moonlit> so you could say it\'s \'bite size\'
<Nxt471>lol BSOD on linux
<James> ???
<James> How the Hell did you get a BSOD on linux
<Nxt471> erm.... long story
<James> Linux does even have a BSOD??!11
<Nxt471> I inserted a usb key and it went bluescreen
<Nxt471> oh its back now
<James> lol
<James> strange
<Tzunamii> the Internet was surely modelled by a Freudian nightmare thought up by a woman with PMS while eating carrots
<l3db3tt3r> hello world <The_PHP_Jedi> hello IRC <Spartain> hello bsod
[18:40] <GeekChick|> http://cre.ations.net/image/view/640/784 Whats wrong with this picture? [18:41] <Khipset> she has clothes on
[10:12am]« LSB|work » \"Application Girlfriend wants administrative rights to your life. Allow or Deny?\"
[11:48] dJOEk: gline always sounded to me like some sort of lube [11:48] Nxt471: lol [11:48] techknow: thats going in irc quotes
--[[User:The PHP Jedi|The PHP Jedi]] 16:58, 17 February 2007 (PST) <math>Insert formula here</math>
[8:10] rummik: i got quoted on the hak.5 wiki XD [8:10] Odoroki: lol [8:10] Odoroki: same as me [8:10] Odoroki: XD [8:10] rummik: O_o where [8:10] Odoroki: on the website [8:10] rummik: heh [8:10] Odoroki: rofl