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<Sub-IN-acls> insert device, oh dear lord, bringith onto this USB device 5 volts to ensure proper working order! Ah men

<Trkstr> no wait.. i'm actually max the travelling sexy man
<Dids> haha ;)
<Dids> look at that ass!
<Trkstr> mmmm yes
<Trkstr> does the hair on my ass turn you on?
<Dids> lol
<Trkstr> ah fuck... someone is gonna quote that.......

<VaKo> do me, i only have a "lmao"
Dec 03 13:47:27 <DrLebowski>	Duck and duck eggs aren't bad.
Dec 03 13:47:29 <bk>	Duck is yummy.  Start with the legs.
Dec 03 13:47:31 <DrLebowski>	Dick is VERY greasy though 
<Jaryth>	*poke* Jaryth is back!
<Bryan>		back again?
<Sockdude>	what about backs?
* Keiyentai|WoW throws a horny smurf at Jaryth
<Keiyentai|WoW> have a welcoming gift
<dualism>	my desktop: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2285/2084649569_a013bb3242_o.jpg
<Bryan>		dualism, nice choice :D
<DrLebowski> 	How do you deal with that? :O 
<Jaryth>	OMGOMG GET IT OFFF AHASHHASFASDFLKH
<DrLebowski>	I mean, nice pic, but all the shortcuts, blegh :P
<dualism>	she's so lovely
<Bryan>		lol
<Jaryth>	Ewwww it got off....... in my ear :|

<Leapo>		wlol
<Moonlit>	wlol? is that like a wlan for lolz?
<Leapo>		wireless lolz!
<Moonlit>	I've never actually seen wired lolz tbh
<Leapo>		recive a constant stream of lolz within 300 feet of a wlol transmitter
<Moonlit>	:P
<SomeoneMobi1e>	lawl
<Leapo>		lawl not a recognized lolz format, critical error
<Moonlit>	haha
<SomeoneMobi1e>	lmao?
<Leapo>		lmao accepted, your lolz has been sent
<SomeoneMobi1e>	oh i know
<SomeoneMobi1e>	5
<Leapo>		KERNEL PANIC
* Moonlit	kicks the lolz machine and restarts it
<Moonlit>	I'll be glad when I've got a chip I can overclock without drawing the Mona Lisa on top with a graphite pencil
<Leapo>		Hak5Darren: direct link to my payload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JOPMO9VE
<Hak5Darren>	Leapo, this thing any good?
<Leapo>		You plugged it on the show and you never used it?
<addis0n>	lol
<Hak5Darren>	....
<addis0n>	hahahaha
<Hak5Darren>	shit, you caught me
<Hak5Darren>	uh
<Leapo>		pwned...
<ShinSR71>	you got served
<Hak5Darren>	i think i looked at the thread
<Hak5Darren>	i cant keep you kids straight, half the time i think i'm giving mad props to moonlit when in actuality its tomb
<Hak5Darren>	i can't win
<addis0n>	darren just aged 40 years
<Hak5Darren>	yeah really
<Hak5Darren>	i feel like leo now
<Moonlit> "What's the capital of Italy?" "TITTIES!!!"

* Topic for #hak5 is: Hak.5 3x04: http://tinyurl.com/322ee2
| TF2.hak5.org:27015 | Hak5Live ep9: http://tinyurl.com/2q6ja6 | Thrust your inner technochild

<Sub-IN-acls> i cant trust my technochild, my technoslut had an abortion

=-=	The_Knife is now known as DoctorRock
<DoctorRock>	ahh thats better
<DoctorRock>	where was I
<djoek>		There once was a doctor called rock
<djoek>		whose chicken coop did not have a lock
<djoek>		his chicks were so sad
<djoek>		for protection not had
<djoek>		especially for his big ....
<Leapo>		COCK!
<DoctorRock>	limericks indeed
<djoek>		that one wasn't half bad
<Leapo>		yeah, that was pretty good, lol
<addis0n>	+1 djoek

<The_PHP_Jedi> I hate making dinner
<The_PHP_Jedi> it slows down my coding by 98%
<Manuel> just setup I.V.'s and you won't have to eat.
<Manuel> right to the blood stream
<The_PHP_Jedi> heh...
<The_PHP_Jedi> personally, I'd take that
<The_PHP_Jedi> it sucks to eat sometimes
<Manuel> lol
<The_PHP_Jedi> seriously
<The_PHP_Jedi> you get sick through it
<The_PHP_Jedi> you waste time and energy bring it to your mouth
<The_PHP_Jedi> you waste time/energy cooking
<The_PHP_Jedi> >.>
<The_PHP_Jedi> and most of thet imes I just forget I'm hungry when i'm on the PC.
<The_PHP_Jedi> >.>
* The_PHP_Jedi notes his skinny physique
<The_PHP_Jedi> ok, foods finally ready... bbiab
<Manuel> k
<Manuel> ready the needle.

<Leapo> monitors and PSU's can hold a charge for years <SomeoneE1se> I know that NOW, not so much back then <Moonlit> think they call the flyback transformer that because of what happens if you touch it? <Moonlit> >_> <Leapo> pwahaha <Leapo> quoted</pre> 

<Hak5Darren> I learned 2 things today!
<Hak5Wess> ???
<Hak5Darren> 1. There are more than one Springfields in the US
<Hak5Darren> 2. It's EXPENSIVE to change a flight the day before
<Hak5Wess> that is common knowledge
<The_PHP_Jedi> haha
<Hak5Wess> oh shit
<Patt> lol
<Hak5Wess> both are common knowledge
<massiveH|Work> Hak5Darren, you try standby?
<addis0n> lol
<Hak5Wess> why'd she have to change her flight?
<The_PHP_Jedi> there's usually more than one city with common names in the world
<plokey> wrong springfield?
<Hak5Darren> I accidently got her a flight from Springfield ILLINOIS instead of Springfield MISSOURI

<Leapo> Just had a...weird moment
<Leapo> there's a guy at school; long story short, he's as gay as a rainbow and I'm not EVEN the slightest bit gay.
<Leapo> He's now attempting to hit on me (now keep in mind, he's been MASSIVELY gay for years), and then my mom walks up...
<Leapo> He turns to me and says, without his usual lisp, "dude...you're mom is hot as hell"
<Leapo> my mom made a gay dude straight 

<s-nomad>	this has been a stressful morning
<Leapo>		what kind? sheering or tensile?
<Moonlit>	lol

<StarStorm> Chrisn, where are you?
<Chrisn> antarctica
<CrashandDie> StarStorm, IYA
<BlueNinja> StarStorm: middle earth
<Bryan> StarStorm, he is in a galaxy far far away...
<StarStorm> "IYA"?
<BlueNinja> In Your Ass?
<CrashandDie> StarStorm, in your ass
<MayHawk> ..not really... we all are
<The_PHP_Jedi>  ...
<The_PHP_Jedi> perverted mother cuckers.
<The_PHP_Jedi> er.. fuckers*
<The_PHP_Jedi> lmao
<emancipated> lol
<MayHawk> i liked cuckers better
<The_PHP_Jedi> yeah :P

<CrashandDie> GuySoft, WAKE THE FUCK UP
* GuySoft has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds�)
<Keiyentai> LOL
<The_PHP_Jedi> lmao
<dhp1080> lol
<CrashandDie> lol
<emancipated_SQL> lmao
<massiveH> oops
<Moonlit> lol
<Keiyentai> so quoted
<The_PHP_Jedi> PWNT

<SomeoneE1se> ctrl + W ftw
<SomeoneE1se> night y'all
* Leapo has left #hak5
<Keiyentai> night man lol
* Leapo has joined #hak5
<Leapo> I'm a dumb ass
<OMEN> haha
<Keiyentai> duely noted Leapo
<Leapo> :-P
* Leapo punches whoever said crtl+w ftw
<lunex> ctrl-w for what app?
<Leapo> switching to my laptop anyway
<Leapo> IRC
<Leapo> closes the current channel
<Leapo> In Chatzilla at least
<Leapo> I'll brb
<TheSPY> that's in firefox
<Keiyentai> lol
<TheSPY> closes tabs...
* Leapo gives TheSPY a cookie
<OMEN> lol
<OMEN> owned

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	<Beelzebub>	YAY
	<Shaun>	oh good
	<Shaun>	I hated that guy
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	<Beelzebub>	damnit

<Bryan> topics here go from Technology to sex.
<Bryan> and sometimes it lands in between there.
* hu-man choses you PIKACHU
<The_PHP_Jedi> nothing better than some role playing on IRC when I'm having a stressful week :D
<The_PHP_Jedi> Technology->Sex != Pokemon
<The_PHP_Jedi> only exception
<hu-man> lol
<The_PHP_Jedi> Pokemon goes after Sex (don't ask why)
<Moonlit> pokemon technosex?
<Moonlit> :/
<The_PHP_Jedi> ...

<Boris> I'v decided I like KDE better
<Boris> it's kthxbi
<Boris> not gthxbi ;)

<Moonlit>	I say we all go back to pencils and paper planes :D
<Moonlit>	and wax seals
<Leapo>		...
<Leapo>		how about no :-P
<Leapo>		there's even less security there
<Moonlit>	yeah, but the entire planet can't see what you just wrote :P
<Moonlit>	if I had the chance to live like a moderately wealthy victorian gentleman I'd ditch computers in a second
<Leapo>		lol
<Leapo>		not sure I could
<Moonlit>	though I suppose that's a bit of a "never gonna happen" dream lol
<Leapo>		I like video games a little too much
<Moonlit>	but you could do other things :D
<Moonlit>	you could read! write!
<Moonlit>	paint! socialise!
<Leapo>		...
<Moonlit>	woo some fair strumpet!
<Leapo>		you're scaring me moonlit
<Leapo>		SNAP OUT OF IT MAN
<Moonlit>	I lead a multithreaded life :P
* Leapo grabs moonlit by the shoulders and shakes vigeriously
* Moonlit burbles
<Leapo>		we're geeks man! we can't live like other people!
<Leapo>		you know that
* Leapo slaps moonlit
<Moonlit>	...what's this grey box? and... large glass canvas?
<Leapo>		we're losing him!
<Moonlit>	moving pictures... why, I've never seen anything like it...
<Leapo>		CLEAR
<Leapo>		*zaps moonlit*
<Moonlit>	ow!
<Leapo>		CLAER
<Leapo>		*zaps him again*
<Moonlit>	ow! damnit!
<Leapo>		...is he back?
<Moonlit>	bah, you unplugged the router for this damn machine!
<Leapo>		yup, he's back
<Leapo>		lol
<Moonlit>	now, who fancies a trip to the theatre? :D
<Leapo>		CLEAR!
<Leapo>		*zaps moonlit*
<Moonlit>	OW!
<Leapo>		we had em and we lost him
<Leapo>		there's still hope!
* Moonlit fries, lying on the ground twitching and charred
<Leapo>		...erm
<Leapo>		maybe I set it too high
* Leapo splashes moonlit with water
<Leapo>		rise and shine
<Leapo>		...erm, moonlit	
<Leapo>		...uh oh
* Moonlit flails as the water flows between the paddles and his arms
<Moonlit>	argh!
<Leapo>		oh shit, the paddles!
* Leapo tosses them away
* Moonlit sits bolt upright and groans... "caffeine..."
<Leapo>		YAY! He's BACK!!!
* Leapo starts Moonlit on a caffeine drip
<Moonlit>	...wha? >_>
* Leapo pats moonlits arm
<Leapo>		you had an episode
<Leapo>		everythings ok now
<Leapo>		here, have a Mountain Dew
* Moonlit reaches for a book, and almost as he touches the cover he spots the paddles out of the corner of his eyes and withdraws with a panicked spasm and begins to shake
* Moonlit chugs the bottle
<Leapo>		woah tiger
<Leapo>		let teh caffeine take hold, you'll be back with us momentaraly
* Moonlit almost drowns on the 3 litre bottle
<Leapo>		>.>
<Moonlit>	ahhh, that's better...
<Leapo>		you good?
* Moonlit takes a couple of laps across the ceiling before settling back down in front of IRC
<Leapo>		rofl
<Leapo>		yup...
<Leapo>		Don't you EVER scare me like that again Moonlit
<Leapo>		:-P
<Moonlit>	...say, ever been to a ball? ;)
* Leapo gets the paddles
* Moonlit chuckles and continues typing
<Leapo>		...oh har-har
<Leapo>		nice one :-P
<Moonlit>	that is *so* the end of a book I haven't written yet :P
<Manuel>	lol, grammar nazi's all around!
Leapo		Paints on Hitler stache'
<Viro[iphone]>	yea
<Leapo>		*Yeah.
<Viro[iphone]>	first flame I got for grammar
<Leapo>		*First flame I've had for grammar.
<Viro[iphone]>	shove a cock it. god leapo
<Leapo>		*God Leapo, shove a cock in it!
<Viro[iphone]>	wow
<Leapo>		*Wow.

*nickserv*	Setting your host to Hitler.the.grammar.nazi.aka.Leapo.
===		Hitler.the.grammar.nazi.aka.Leapo is now your displayed host

<Manuel>	:p
<Leapo>		Hahaha
<Manuel>	Leapo, do you want it back, or is it cool like that?
<Leapo>		I don't really care, it's kinda' apropriate doncha' think? lol
<SomeoneE1se>	Hitler music video: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:248327
<SomeoneE1se>	Sorry viro but your web browser can't view this
<Viro[iphone]>	yea the no flash thing is stupid
<Leapo>		*Yeah, that "no flash" thing is stupid.
<SomeoneE1se>	will this one might work, it's in .mov format
<SomeoneE1se>	but still, I doubt it
<Viro[iphone]>	mov will play but it goes full screen
<Leapo>		*mov files will play, but they go full screen.
<Manuel>		viro defend yourself! lol

<Dids> benofsky is a virgin
<benofsky> benofsky is 14
<Parker_D> Ha!
<Moo|iPhone> lol
<Parker_D> Case closed.
<Dids> fail
<benofsky> lol
<benofsky> dids = fat boy lives in moms basement, has sex with his girlfriend.... "hand"
<Moo|iPhone> ouch
<benofsky> no I'm only messing
<Moo|iPhone> that's harsh
<benofsky> I love you dids
<Dids> benofsky: newsflash, I'm hot.
<benofsky> rofl
<Parker_D> lol.

<Joeeigel> Jedi, hows your bot?
<The_PHP_Jedi> good
<The_PHP_Jedi> just waiting to change something in the mysql backend
<Joeeigel> I love that phrase "Backend"
<Joeeigel> Dont mind me, Im just investigating your backend.
<Joeeigel> Ohh, your backend needs a little work.
<Joeeigel> Thats a sweet backend you got there
<Joeeigel> I would love to pound that ass
<Joeeigel> backend*

[10:35] <azlan> about some chick thats secretly a pop star
[10:35] <TrinitronX> indiana montanna. bonanna-fanna-bo-banna
[10:35] <proskater> oh n3li7e what town dows he live in?
[10:35] <Neochivers> screctly im a porn star
[10:35] <DjDiff> morning
[10:36] <proskater> seceritly i watch you noechivers

[2:01pm] <Nxt471>  woot
[2:01pm] <GrAYv3e> woot woot
[2:01pm] <Nxt471>  woot woot woot
[2:02pm] <GrAYv3e> woot woot woot woot
[2:02pm] <Nxt471>  woot woot woot woot woot
[2:02pm] <GrAYv3e> woot woot woot woot woot woot

<Leapo>		ok...guys, I gotta ask. I'm repairing a computer here, one of the issues is that it can't connect to wifi anymore.
<Leapo>		Well, the PCI card appears to be fine, but the antenna...smells like...shit
<Moonlit>	uh, literally? :S
<Leapo>		I'm sooo charging extra if what I think happened is what happened to the antenna
<Leapo>		yes, it smells like crap
<Moonlit>	like... actual... eww?
<Leapo>		yeah...
<Moonlit>	...
* Moonlit	shudders
<Leapo>		and I don't even have my face near it, it's just letting off this oder
* azlan		makes a soddomy joke
<Moonlit>	that's... disgusting
<Leapo>		azlan: that's the only explanation I can make...
<Leapo>		I'm charging them for a new antenna AND hazardous waste handling
<Moonlit>	and rightly so
<Leapo>		because this is disgusting...
<Moonlit>	I hope you're wearing gloves
<Leapo>		oh yeah, double bagged my hands
<Moonlit>	good...
<Leapo>		with elbow length gloves
<Moonlit>	uh... all of a sudden I don't wanna do tech support any more
<Leapo>		man, double latex gloves = not confortable
<Leapo>		only way I'm touching that thing though
<Moonlit>	I'd rather that than the excriment
<Hak5Wess>	you seriously think that they have been using the wireless antenna to sodomize themself??
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess: how else would you explain it?
<Hak5Wess>	d00d, I don't know
<Hak5Wess>	but thats pretty F'ing extreme
<Moonlit>	it's a logical explanation... and... really, it wouldn't surprise me
<Leapo>		I can't think of any other reason for a wifi antenna to smell like human excrement
<Hak5Wess>	know what? Better you than me!
<Moonlit>	any other reason it'd smell like that is worse
<Leapo>		hahaha
<Moonlit>	like... actually, I don't even wanna say it
<Hak5Wess>	say it!
<Leapo>		"time to churn the manure pile...wait, this isn't my thermometer!"
<Leapo>		that's about all I can think of...
<Hak5Wess>	lol
<Moonlit>	well, you know some people like to uh... well, cover each other with shit? maybe they did that, then had to adjust their wireless...
<Hak5Wess>	oh, d00d
<Leapo>		oh god
<Moonlit>	I warned you :P
<Hak5Wess>	leapo, is this a house call?
<Moonlit>	hahaha
<Moonlit>	if so, run!
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess: they dropped it off
<Leapo>		you know what, I'm going to unscrew it, then take the first glove off AROUND it
<Leapo>		then I'll tie the glove off
<Hak5Wess>	LOL
<Leapo>		Man, I thought it was just their trunk that stunk
<Hak5Wess>	no pun intended!
<Moonlit>	rofl
<Leapo>		aug, double pun
<Hak5Wess>	HAHAHA
<Leapo>		"dropped it off" "trunk"
<Moonlit>	this conversation should not be happening! lol
<Hak5Wess>	"what'cha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside yo' trunk"
<Moonlit>	lmao
<Leapo>		Moonlit: no it shouldn't, but people are strange
<Hak5Wess>	it's like a train wreck
<Hak5Wess>	pure, morbid curiosity
<Leapo>		and I'm glad I'm not the only one with this as their only explaination
<Moonlit>	Leapo - well, there was my suggestion... :P
<Leapo>		erm...yeah
<Leapo>		ok, the antenna in the glove, tied off
<Leapo>		I'm just going to return that to them...
<Hak5Wess>	d00d, so I'm thinking, if they use it as a butt plug, maybe some poo got into the threaded connection and insulated the actually antenna from the connection in the card
<Leapo>		...hang on
<Moonlit>	y'know, it's kinda sad when the least unpleasant suggestion is that they confused it for a thermometer...
<Moonlit>	hahaha Hak5Wess
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess: bingo
<Moonlit>	...
<Moonlit>	you're not serious?
<Leapo>		I'm afraid I am...
<Moonlit>	O_O
<Moonlit>	Hak5Wess, you're a sick, sick genious... and Leapo, you're mad lol
<Leapo>		I'm getting some industrial disinfectant, three rolls of paper towels, and putting on a new set of latex gloves....
<Leapo>		as ironic as latex gloves may be in this situation...
<Famicoman>	epic lulz
<Moonlit>	Leapo, give them the PCI card and antenna, fit a new one, take it to them, then shower... 20 times
<Moonlit>	haha
<Leapo>		yeah, I'm not goign NEAR food untill I shower
<Leapo>		I don't even want to know why the CD-ROM drive is stuck shut
<Moonlit>	:|
<Leapo>		ok, I'm about to open the emergency release on the CD-ROM drive with a paperclip
<Moonlit>	I don't think I wanna know what's coming next
<Moonlit>	bet there's a condom in there XD
<Sub-IN-acls>	a broken cd?
<Sub-IN-acls>	thats sad Moonlit
<azlan>		bits of skin in the floppy drive?
<Leapo>		Moonlit: uh...
<Moonlit>	...
<Leapo>		there's little orange bits of plastic stuck on the drive rails
<Moonlit>	...
<Sub-IN-acls>	broken condom in the cd-rom, someone should check for any signs of a STD
<Leapo>		I'M CHARGING DOUBLE
<Leapo>		I hope to god that isn't a condom
<Moonlit>	double? I'd charge them 1000s
<Sub-IN-acls>	most likely a disk that shattered
<Moonlit>	you're basically repairing a Pentium powered sex toy
<Leapo>		disks aren't made of orange rubbery plastic
<Sub-IN-acls>	oh well then in that case
<Sub-IN-acls>	are you wearing gloves!
<Leapo>		I _really_ hope that's not a condom
<Leapo>		yes, gloves
<Sub-IN-acls>	forget the static band!
<Moonlit>	take it back... like... now, then charge them for handling hazardous waste...
<Leapo>		HAHAHA
<Leapo>		Ok, there's a magic school buss CD-ROM game jammed in the back of the drive
<Leapo>		these people have KIDS
<Leapo>		wtf...
<Sub-IN-acls>	i had a pc one time to fix, i popped the case open outside cause it had this odd oder eminating from it
<Dids>		condom on the heatsink?
<Moonlit>	Sub-IN-acls - have you been reading this convo...? the wifi antenna... uh...
<Sub-IN-acls>	and cock-roaches started running around and shit
* Moonlit	coughs
<Leapo>		Dids: the inside is surprisingly normal
<Moonlit>	well, /that's/ a relief!
<Dids>		propably didn't know how to open it. :P
<Leapo>		I hope not...
<Moonlit>	I'm never repairing another computer again
<Moonlit>	ever
<Dids>		But it's funny how 80% of people who take their computers for repairs and sometimes even ask for the repair guys to take backups
<Dids>		They always have some amounts of porn. I've seen a dozen of laptops containing nude pictures of hot girls, who were also the clients who dropped the laptop for repairs.
<Moonlit>	well most people don't think about techs caring about what's on the machine
<Leapo>		I'm afraid to do the usual porn scan on this one bro...
<Moonlit>	though unless I own it, I don't browse it
<Leapo>		Moonlit: a smokin hot 18 year old drops it off and there's a nearly nude pic of her and her friends as teh desktop wallpaper...you can't tell me you don't run a search for *.jpg
<Hak5Wess>	do it leopo!
<Hak5Wess>	do the pr0n scan!
<Moonlit>	nah Leapo, as much as it sounds like a lie, I do respect confidentiality
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess: I'm SCARED
<Leapo>		I don't know what I'll find
<Moonlit>	I try to be professional
<Moonlit>	though from what I gather, I'm one of the few lol
<Leapo>		Moonlit: the geek squad claim to be pros, and look what they get cought doing :-P
<Hak5Wess>	morning Sub-IN-acls
<Moonlit>	lol yeah
<Hak5Wess>	what did GS get caught doing?
<Sub-IN-acls>	they are geeks what do you expect!
<Hak5Wess>	and do the pr0n scan!
<Moonlit>	Hak5Wess - they've been caught doing all sorts of stuff... stealing pr0n, filming people in the shower with a cell phone...
<Hak5Wess>	nice
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess: ok, FINE, but I get to post the results here no matter what they are!
<Leapo>		YOU ASKED FOR IT
<Hak5Wess>	link!
<Leapo>		scanning
<Leapo>		I cant look...
<Hak5Wess>	oh yes you can!
<Moonlit>	"How_to_sodomize_yourself_with_a_wifi_antenna.avi"
<Moonlit>	search for *.avi;*.mov;*.wmv;*.mp4;*.gif;*.jpg;<insert keywords here>
<Leapo>		Moonlit: that's generally how it goes :-P
<Leapo>		ok, search nearly done
<Leapo>		slow ass computer generating thumbnails
<Leapo>		OH GOD, NOT GURO
<Moonlit>	lmfao
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess: you asked for it man
<Leapo>		I'm posting this in here
<Dids>		upload, UPLOAD!
* wetelectric	looks left, looks right
<Leapo>		Dids: do you know what Guro is?
<Dids>		Leapo, yeah, and I'm not really looking forward to seeing any of that atm, just, hot chicks, okay? :P
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess asked for it, and I warned him
<Leapo>		I'm only uploading one, this shit makes me sick
<Moonlit>	you're actually uploading the videos?!
<wetelectric>	jeebus
<Leapo>		one, freeking, image
<Leapo>		that's IT
<Moonlit>	oOo
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess: I warned you, and here it is, MASSIVE "DO NOT LOOK IF YOU ARE UNDER 18" warning
<Moonlit>	you know, the laws of train wreck conversations means that we're all going to want to click this, then puke
<Leapo>		http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/8877/mainbx6.jpg
<Leapo>		DO NOT CLICK
<Moonlit>	NSFW
<Leapo>		Not safe for humanity
<Moonlit>	that could've been worse
<Leapo>		Moonlit: there is worse, I don't want to upload it
<Moonlit>	at least it wasn't a real picture, THAT would've been fucked up
<Sub-IN-acls>	lol
<Sub-IN-acls>	um can i get a woman in a box.....TOGO Please!
<Leapo>		Moonlit: I only see guro hentai, but I'm not looking too hard
<Moonlit>	yeah, I wouldn't be deep scanning that box if I were you
<Leapo>		nope, I'm done, I feel sick to my stomach
<Sub-IN-acls>	you might just find a "real" pic!
<Sub-IN-acls>	you should replace all his gore, with happy disney porn!
<Moonlit>	rofl
<Hak5Wess>	yup, they definitely used the antenna as a butt plug
<Moonlit>	dude... this is like one of those fucked up stories you hear about that you don't think you'll ever come across
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess: that pic convinced you? O_o
<Hak5Wess>	it was the proverbial nail
<Moonlit>	oh man, I'm actually curling over laughing my ass off
<Leapo>		this is up there with when I bought that used flash drive with snuff porn on it
<Moonlit>	wtf?
<Hak5Wess>	why are you so disgusted by one drawn picture? not like its actually real
<James>		Leapo, wtf man?!
<Hak5Wess>	d00d, I so need to go into computer repair
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess: the shit on that used flash drive I bought WAS real
<Hak5Wess>	I was refurring to the pic that you posted
<Leapo>		hak5Wess: they have hundreds of pics on this PC
<Moonlit>	you've got the /worst/ luck with computers... snuff porn flash sticks, flaming wifi dongles, buttplug antennas
<James>		Hak5Wess, I did work experience at a laptop repair place, the free music made up for the fucked up porn
<Leapo>		people cut in half, Frankensteined into appliances, ... *shudder*
<Moonlit>	jesus Leapo, *that's* fucked up
<Hak5Wess>	I don't find what ever kind of pr0n people have on their computers revolting, generally
<Hak5Wess>	I like thinking about the psychology of people
<Moonlit>	I'm going in to something cleaner, like nuclear waste disposal
<Leapo>		Moonlit: tell me about it
<Hak5Wess>	so I tend to look at things very subjectively
<Sub-IN-acls>	the type of porn can tell alot about people
<Hak5Wess>	leapo, any other award winners on there?
<Hak5Wess>	what did the person look like that dropped it off?
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess: They looked completely normal, average, and booring
<Hak5Wess>	LOL
<Moonlit>	yeah, I get that Hak5Wess, and I'm pretty desensitised really... but when you really think about it (the worst thing to do) some stuff can be a bit "wtf?"
<Hak5Wess>	you're absolutely right Moonlit, thats why you don't think about it ;)
<Moonlit>	I mean with sites like steakandcheese and stuff, people must be pretty invulnerable to seeing fucked up stuff
<Hak5Wess>	Thats why I wanted to know what the people looked like that dropped it off
<Hak5Wess>	you say it was a couple, Leapo?
<Leapo>		Hak5Wess: Some guy and what looked to be his drinking buddy
<Sub-IN-acls>	ya right, drinking buddy!
<Sub-IN-acls>	if thats what you call him!
<Sub-IN-acls>	ha
<Hak5Wess>	so, two guys then Leapo?
<Leapo>		yeah...I think I see where you're going with this
<Sub-IN-acls>	sounds like a bad joke ....2 guys walk-in and drop off a desktop ......
<Moonlit>	haha
<Leapo>		HAHA
<Hak5Wess>	did you know which one was the owner?
<Hak5Wess>	generally it would be the guy carrying the box
<Leapo>		yeah
<Leapo>		the other guy stayed in the pickup
<Hak5Wess>	what did he look like? average white collar d00d?
<Leapo>		yeah, just your average guy
<Hak5Wess>	wedding ring?
<Leapo>		like I was looking :-P
<Moonlit>	might wanna check in future :P
<Hak5Wess>	sorry, I have a tendency to look for things like that
<Hak5Wess>	did he seem like a guy that would be married or have a female significant other?
<Leapo>		yeah, for sure
<Hak5Wess>	generally, men who like that kind of stuff had really bad experiances with women early in life
<Leapo>		hmm
<Hak5Wess>	abusive mother, etc.
* Moonlit	takes notes
<Sub-IN-acls>	ya i agree!
<Leapo>		wow, this went from shit-stained wifi gear to psychology!
<Sub-IN-acls>	has a kinda morbid fasination with dead women
<Moonlit>	yeah, but necrophelia is a bit different to stuffing a wifi antenna up your ass
<Hak5Wess>	it don't think its so much just the dead part, its the dismemberment or disrespect for the female form
<The_Knife>	ahh , the defiling
<Hak5Wess>	now, the whole sodomy thing is a little tricky.
<Hak5Wess>	AFAIK, I think that kinda goes with the distain for women
<Hak5Wess>	so anyway, with the enjoyment of seeing women disrespected/dismembered, etc., there is always the part where they kinda turn it on themself
<Leapo>		I'm sooo editing this to throw it on the wiki
<Leapo>		this has to be the most fucked up thing ever to grace the IRC channel
<Hak5Wess>	they guy could have a very oppresive and over-bearing wife, so he escapes to a world where he is king and can control women w/o consequence
<Moonlit>	that's logical
* wetelectric	would suggest disrespected and dismembered are mildly different
<Hak5Wess>	and the sodomy is almost like a self-inflicted retaliation
<Hak5Wess>	or he could just be a freak and enjoy that part
<Hak5Wess>	Leapo, are the other images more of the same?
<Leapo>		for the most part
<Sub-IN-acls>	im thinking his mother was verbal, physical abusive
<Hak5Wess>	some of them a little more normal?
<Sub-IN-acls>	define: normal?
<Leapo>		There's like, no normal porn on here
<Leapo>		it's all guro and BSDM shit
<Parker_D>	BDSM? This is Necro stuff
<Moonlit>	well, as I always say, each to his own
<Hak5Wess>	okay, so in the BDSM, I'm assuming the woman is the submissive
<Leapo>		yeah, the woman is the one on a leash >.>
<Leapo>		I'm thiking of calling the cops
<Parker_D>	Leapo, Im with you
<Hak5Wess>	only if they are real photos Leapo, not just hentai
<Moonlit>	I mean that's about as bad as itchy and scratchy
<Hak5Wess>	and, on-top of that, it will probably be in-admissible in court
<Sub-IN-acls>	the ony way you can get him introuble is you prove him a danger to others or himself!
<Moonlit>	but yeah, cartoon dismemberment isn't really anything to anyone
<Moonlit>	it's like watching the simpsons
<Sub-IN-acls>	exactly
<Sub-IN-acls>	its like windows shopping though
<Hak5Wess>	post one of the BDSM
<The_Knife>	I feel that there would be very few consenting partners to dismeberment
<Moonlit>	that's likely
<Hak5Wess>	The_Knife, I'm just saying that its Hentai, so its not real
<The_Knife>	I can dig it, I just don't get out much
<Hak5Wess>	lol
<Leapo>		Did I mention there was a magic school buss CD in the stuck CD-ROm drive?
<Leapo>		this person might have kids
<Hak5Wess>	yes you did leapo
<Hak5Wess>	if he has kids, he's probably married
<Hak5Wess>	brb, gotta pee and smoke break!
<Leapo>		Lol, I'm posting the WHOLE log up on the wiki in a bit
<Leapo>		editing it down now...
* Keiyentai is listening to Dir En Grey - Saku
<NTlaptop> is it good Keiyentai ?
<Keiyentai> hmm?
<Keiyentai> The song? Kicks ass
<Nxt471> hmm
<Nxt471> WTF
NTlaptop left #hak5 (Ghosted)
<Nxt471> WHO IS HE!
<Nxt471> oh
<Nxt471> that was my laptop with my Mirc script
<Nxt471> I feel stupid now
<Leapo> You should do

<Hak5Wess> it was tied to another parallels machine, and I forgot, so when I deleted the unused VM, it took
 the .HDD with it
* Keiyentai is listening to Dir En Grey - Saku
<NTlaptop> is it good Keiyentai ?
<Keiyentai> hmm?
<Keiyentai> The song? Kicks ass
<Hak5Wess> and I went to go fire up my regular production one, it told me it couldn't find the .hdd, and I 
was like, ".....aww...no...God Damnit!  Fuck me running side ways gently with a chainsaw!"
<Nxt471> hmm
<Nxt471> WTF

<FiggyDowdy>	omfg!
<Parker_D>	hit up the ram timings and boom
<Defyer>	why is 4 256 better then 2 512???
<addis0n>	bummer
<FiggyDowdy>	the song at the end of that training vid
<Parker_D>	Defyet, the load is spread out on 4 chips rather than 2
<FiggyDowdy>	is so f*cking horrible
<FiggyDowdy>	i need to murder something
*netsplit*
<FiggyDowdy>	o.O
<FiggyDowdy>	wasn't me!
<FiggyDowdy>	honest
*netsplit*
<FiggyDowdy>	cognet = shit
<Beelzebub>	FiggyDowdy: YOU KILLED A SERVER!

21:02 Patt: hi all!
21:02 Patt: hi darren hi wess
21:02 Skunkfoot:hey man
21:03 ShinSR71: what about "hi shinsr71"
21:03 ShinSR71: dont you say hi to me anymore
21:03 Patt: i never did
21:03 Patt: i dont even know u

* kgen04 releases the data eating file servers
<kgen04> there
* kgen04 whacks chrisn around the head with some file servers
* kgen04 releases the data eating file servers
* Chrisn_ releases 4 letters
<Chrisn_> s
<Chrisn_> t
<Chrisn_> f
<Chrisn_> u
* kgen04 releases 3 letters
<kgen04> i
<kgen04> d
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<kgen04> c

<Keiyentai> Death by Nuclear Cheese Taco Pizzas
<Keiyentai> what a way to go
<Inkyskin_uk> lol
<careless223> better than http://www.anonib.com/_teensnorules/images/26843/darwinism01_anonib.gif
<Inkyskin_uk> some guy in the uk lit a firework like that, but out of his ass crack instead - 
went straight to hospital lol
<careless223> they did that in jackass too
<careless223> they are very much still alive
<careless223> with most of their body parts in tact
<Inkyskin_uk> at least on jackass they get paid to do it lol
<Keiyentai> o.O
<Keiyentai> "Look ma! NO BALLS!"
<dirty_d> lol
<The_PHP_Jedi> I'm not sure I'd like my mom to see my non-existant balls...
<Inkyskin_uk> haha
<Moonlit> ...
<The_PHP_Jedi> or my exising balls for that matter..
<Keiyentai> you phail to get it
<The_PHP_Jedi> lol
<The_PHP_Jedi> I was trying to make something else out of it :)
<The_PHP_Jedi> and headache returns.. :(
<Famicoman> The_PHP_Jedi is a chick?
<The_PHP_Jedi> no....
<Keiyentai> o.O
* Keiyentai dieslaughing
<Famicoman> a man is defined by a set of testicles
<The_PHP_Jedi> good
<The_PHP_Jedi> I do have testicles....
<Famicoman> but you said they were non-existant
<The_PHP_Jedi> it was part of the joke..
<Famicoman> you never joke about such things
* The_PHP_Jedi presses pun drum beat button late

<GeekChick|>	can I be vulgar and not get banned, owine ?
<owine>		uh yeah
<Leapo>		you're one of the few females we have here, you have tenure, go for it
<GeekChick|>	what a stupid cunt.
<owine>		fuck shit ass whore cunt licker cock sucker that dhp1080 is
<Keiyentai>	LMAO
<Dids>		haha
<Patt>		lol
<Beelzebub>	aaahahahahha
<Leapo>		oh man, I wasn't expecting that
<Leapo>		in the EULA
<DesertRose>	EULA?
<Leapo>		End User Lisance Agreement
<Leapo>		you know, that thing you allways skip?
<tvguy>		haha
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<Leapo>		that was random...
<Leapo>		and ironic...
<cybereagle> i used to be more grey hat than i am now
<peppoj> so black?
<cybereagle> no, never black
<DoctorRock> multicoloured hat
<CrashandDie> http://www.siestacrafts.co.uk/__uploads/catalog/NK24A%20Earflap%20Rainbow_1.jpg
<CrashandDie> that's us :)
<peppoj> is that you?
<CrashandDie> yeah, I'm a blue eyed photo-model idling in an underground IRC channel
<CrashandDie> that makes sense
<peppoj> almost to good to be true
<CrashandDie> ...

<Hafler> lmao Keiyentai, you know someone is gunna make the girl one with white frosting all over her mouth and draw tits on her :-p
<LyokoIsCool> Did I walk in in the middle of a conversation?
<LyokoIsCool> >.>
<@VaKo> lmao
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