User:The PHP Jedi
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Who is The_PHP_Jedi?
I am _THE_ PHP Jedi. I'm excellent at doing backend web development (especially in PHP), but I lack creativity, so I suck at graphical design (I do write XHTML, CSS, JS, etc).
I am an IRC Junkie, since I'm most of my day on IRC, especially Hak5IRC. I am the first #Hak5 half-op (at least known) since Jan 27th, 2008...
Computer Languages/Stuff I know: PHP (PHP5 OOP), Javascript, Flash, Actionscript, HTML, XHTML, CSS, minimal Perl/CGI, minimal C++... I'm probably missing a couple there, and I'm going to learn Ruby or something soon.
I am a Google Jedi as well! I know everything about Google! (Yes, I am a Google stalker)
I was born in New York City and raised in Queens. I first used computers when I was 2. I surpassed my Dad when I was 7. Now I am 16 years old.
Links
http://ThePHPJedi.com - I wrote it in ten minutes.
http://Slexy.org - Slexy - The Internet's Hottest Pastebin
Rants by The_PHP_Jedi
I have a PS3 and it ROCKS!
Linux ROCKS! (I have it in my PC, PDA, PS3... all my devices)
Google ROCKS!
NYC ROCKS!
Yankees ROCK!
Friend's Descriptions
By benofsky: "Just 'zis guy, joo know?"
The PHP Jedi, is a Jedi on the inside and the outside. He crafts PHP with a swift movement of his PHP crafting Lightsaber hand. If you're a girl seeking the help of the Jedi, remember to have dimples or he won't go near you. It's all about the dimples.
The PHP Jedi is known for his violent attacks on n00bs, he's also used as a punching bag for the IRC ops. Though his violent side is sometimes shown, he is still a good person who just likes to get on with life.
<Famicoman> The_PHP_Jedi is actually and advanced artificial intelligence channel bot used to train new IRC channel ops and opers of sorts. He is set to spew out random babble and spam at a constant rate as steady practice for the operators without causing any actual damage. Few people even realize that he is just A.I. Google ChopBot 2.4 for more information and download links.